doo doo stains

GonzoStyle · 06-19-2003, 07:00 PM

I was takin a pretty sweet dump, then I got a call. I had to go to the living room to get the cordless and the call took forever. I totally forgot about where I was before hand and after the call I plunked down on the sofa and watched the news for like 20 mins and I get up with a wedgie. Well needless to say I felt some excess baggage after pulling it out. So do I rinse and toss them in the hamper or do I just toss them in the trash?

Even better I mail them to someone like kenspen for a giggle.

The Sleeper · 06-19-2003, 07:02 PM

I just jerked off in my office bathroom :thumbs-up:

GonzoStyle · 06-19-2003, 07:03 PM

I used to do that at work, I would do it in my bosses bathroom. Right in the sink, sometimes in his bottle of liquid soap.

Goatweed · 06-19-2003, 07:05 PM

if theyre one of your reliable ones, I would keep it - if it's on its way out, just toss it in the trash.

Also, I'll be sure not to sit on your couch if/when you invite me over to hang :crackhead:

The Sleeper · 06-19-2003, 07:05 PM

it was better than usual, i might just make this a daily routine

GonzoStyle · 06-19-2003, 07:07 PM

Quote:it was better than usual, i might just make this a daily routine

it's cool when you hear the people talking outside the bathroom. So you can think to yourself "hahaha they have no clue I am in here jerking off, they are just going about their day thinking I am making pee but I am jerking off. hahahahaha"

HollywoodJewMoses · 06-19-2003, 07:17 PM

my boss is gone, so im playing nba street 2 on his 42 inch plasma screen

DGW · 06-19-2003, 07:20 PM

you wouldn't have pooh stains in yer underware if yah went free ballin

GonzoStyle · 06-19-2003, 07:28 PM

yeah but I don't have an adonis like body like yourz, if I went free ballin it wouldnt be a pretty sight. I could join snoop dogg and baker on their "girls gone blind" tour.