Kick the Baby! - Come in and play

[DGW]

Ladi a vampire...would have never guessed.

bandages neck

leaves room, only to come back flying a B-52 Bomber

Three tools...three Daisy Cutters...

With smoke yet to clear he doesn't expect to see much remains

[Hey Ladi]

:tumbles over to the cd player::
::puts in "Night of the living dead"::

""Stumble in some ambulance so
Pre-dawn corpses come to life
Armies of the dead survive
Armies of the hungry ones

Only-ones, lonely-ones
Ripped up like shredded-wheat
Only-ones, lonely-ones
Be a sort of human picnic

This ain't no love-in
This ain't no happening
This ain't no feeling in my arm""

[NaughtyAngel]

:pissed:
::walks over to metal::
pits: :punch: :dead:
:fucking:
:bouncer: :bouncer:
THATS FOR PUTTING ME IN THE CHUM POOL AGAIN
::burried metal in the chum pool::

::walks over to the cd player::
oops
::pushes it over::
::its crashes to the floor in millions of peices::

[Hey Ladi]

Strangely, the music continues...

""Black dress moves in a blue movie
Graverobbers from outer space
Your pulmonary trembles in your outstretched arm
Tremble so wicked

Two inch nails
Micro waist
With a pale white feline face
Inclination eyebrows to there

Mistress to the horror kid
Cemetery of the white love ghoul, well
Take off your shabby dress
Come and lay beside me

Come a little bit closer
Come a little bit closer
Come a little bit closer
Come a little bit closer to this

Vampira, Vampira, Vampira

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey""

[NaughtyAngel]

Strangely, the music continues...

:tomps on CD player::
SHUT UP!!!
::jumps on cd player::
:bouncer: :bouncer: :bouncer: :bouncer: :bouncer:

[Metalfan]

::Inspired by the music and the thoughts of vampires and such, I jump up and take a bat to Amy's stomach, and then shoving it up her poop shooter when she bends over from the pain::

screw the wiffle ball bat challenge....here's a nice piece of american lumber for ya amy....enjoy
:moonie: :fuggin:

[Hey Ladi]

....squeek, squeeek, squeeek...
::cd player bursts into flames, and engulfs Angel foot::
:he stomps around, but the only liquid to the rescue is chum::
:tomps some more::
::gw throws a beer at her::
::now she is all on fire:: :burnfucker:

[DGW]

Does anyone have any garlic?

[NaughtyAngel]

now im lost
i have a bat up my ass and im on fire, great
--------
::catches DGWs beer and drinks it::
::takes bat out of my ass and hits DGW over the head with it::
::runs over to ladi and metal and gives them a big hug::
::ladi and metal go up in flames::

[DGW]

Did you say you took my beer? You looking to get beat with a shoe?

[NaughtyAngel]

blame ladi, she said you threw it at me, i didnt wanna waste perfectly good beer

[DGW]

I would never throw a beer away....unless it was Piels or Pabst. Ladi just likes the girth of the beer can.

[Hey Ladi]

I would never throw a beer away....unless it was Piels or Pabst. Ladi just likes the girth of the beer can.

Well, Snuka was her yesterday so ther IS an abundance of Piels laying around. Plus, I'm making a wind chime out of the empties for my trailer.

[NaughtyAngel]

enough of the chit chat
::out of nowhere takes a bat and smashes DGWs keg::
::beer leaks out all over the floor::

[DGW]

You little girl don not know what wrath ye hath unleashed.

Grabs 55 gallon drum, places Angel inside and welds the lid shut.

Let's have our own little challenge shall we? I'll start with a bucket of meal worms.....

[NaughtyAngel]

oh get me outa here
i was joking
you know HA HA
dont make me bust out the gross pics
::rocks back and forth to tip the drum over::

[DGW]

No gross pics please. That's why I won't read any of Snuka's threads.

Rolls drum to the edge of a hill

Let's see isf anyone will push it over the edge.

[NaughtyAngel]

::rocks in the opposite direction of the edge and rolls away::

[Hey Ladi]

Yes, but in a barrel your directional skills are impared...

::Angel rolls down the hill, into the water..... and OH, oopsy, OVER NIAGRA FALLS, weeeeeeee::

[NaughtyAngel]

ahhhhh where am i going
do i hear fishies trying to get me out??
FISHIES GET ME OUTA HERE
((ROAR))
whats that noise