The Bland & Gonzo Bonding thread - please keep out

GonzoStyle · 09-15-2003, 12:28 AM

Hey buddy, since I like you so much and feel we have a connection. I think now is a good time we get to know eachother better.

I wanna hear more about the stuff you discuss, like the godzilla slippers and most recently the skank on the 7th floor.

I want details and juicy gossip, you can also ask me stuff but I am rather boring compared to you.

so did you use a condom, did she swallow, was she open to more freaky stuff, did you yell "take that you dirty slut"?

I'll get the soda's

Bland · 09-15-2003, 12:38 AM

She is not a skank! She is the future Mrs. Bland and I will ask you to give her some respect!
Our coitus was rather unoriginal as we were sort of feeling each other out, so to speak. I did not yell my catch phrase att the penultimate moment but did giggle a little bit as the idea did enter my head.

Goatweed · 09-15-2003, 12:39 AM

what's your catch phrase, dare I ask?

Bland · 09-15-2003, 12:43 AM

It says keep out, idiot! Not much for reading comprehension are you, idiot?

Goatweed · 09-15-2003, 12:54 AM

funny, I guess I missed it - damn than RIF, I guess it really doesn't work. I'll take it to another thread.

GonzoStyle · 09-15-2003, 01:01 AM

I apologize my busom chum, I shant ever speak ill of your future better half. Please accept my most humble apologies.

so by "Feeling eachother out" did you just get a handjob or did you stick it in?

IrishAlkey · 09-15-2003, 02:49 AM

I don't approve of this.

crack hitler · 09-15-2003, 03:07 AM

Bland, he'll leave you for the next cute little piece of ass that comes along, believe me i know

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IrishAlkey · 09-15-2003, 03:13 AM

Same thing happened to me.

crack hitler · 09-15-2003, 03:14 AM

oh, were you gonzo's before i came along, i'm sorry, i guess i just screw things up for everyone :9:

IrishAlkey · 09-15-2003, 03:17 AM

I kinda' thought we were in the same harem.

crack hitler · 09-15-2003, 03:18 AM

either way, we've been cast aside, it seems to be a running gag in my life right now [Image: sad2.gif]

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The Sleeper · 09-15-2003, 03:30 AM

well this worked out

Goatweed · 09-15-2003, 04:55 AM

maybe Gonzo should try to bond with Sleeper's avatar.

GonzoStyle · 09-15-2003, 05:31 AM

boy oh boy, I try to take the new kid around town and show him the ropes and everyone gets jealous.

jeez.

You know alkey and eric are mah nigras.

crack hitler · 09-15-2003, 06:22 AM

backpeddle this

GonzoStyle · 09-15-2003, 06:25 AM

Oh please, I am just breakin in the new guy, stop this nonsense.

Bland · 09-16-2003, 07:24 PM

crack hitler Wrote:Bland, he'll leave you for the next cute little piece of ass that comes along, believe me i know

This is what I fear most. That is why I am attempting to resist his bonding attempt. To spare myself the heartache.

GonzoStyle · 09-16-2003, 07:25 PM

Fine!!!!! begone from my life!

Bland · 09-16-2003, 07:27 PM

See? I was right to be fearful.