It's time for a good old fashioned...

LZMF1 · 04-05-2002, 05:54 PM

from wiggling around.......duh!!!!!!

and ken......i'm over here now!!!mmmmmmmbop! now it's mine!!!!!

NaughtyAngel · 04-05-2002, 05:59 PM

::Sticks a LARGE LARGE POLE up LZ's ass::

Ken'sPen · 04-05-2002, 05:59 PM

:: Variety being the spice of life ::
:: whacks NA with a stick ::
:: throws a hump into LZ ::
:: gives Ladi a rusty trombone ::
:: swaps Sluggo's bag with bag of Oregeno ::

Edited By Ken'sPen on April 05 2002 at 1:08

McBourbon · 04-05-2002, 06:25 PM

::pulls up a lawn chair at the trailer next door and watches the retards fight::

Retard fights = more gooder

LZMF1 · 04-05-2002, 06:38 PM

::notices mcbourbon::
::UNGA BUNGA BINGA BUNGA BINGA BUNG!!!!!!!!!!::
translation: we're being watched

Ken'sPen · 04-05-2002, 07:48 PM

::grabs NA and throws her over shoulder ::
::throws her face onto Mickey B's lap ::
:: does her doggey while she drains his mule ::

LZMF1 · 04-05-2002, 07:55 PM

::m'mmmmmmmm NA i luv it when you play rough with me::

Hey Ladi · 04-05-2002, 07:56 PM

Talk about throwing one to the neighbors, Ken.
I was thinking more along the lines of tossing him in the lake.

LZMF1 · 04-05-2002, 08:00 PM

Quote:I was thinking more along the lines of tossing him in the lake.

my thoughts exactly!

Hey Ladi · 04-05-2002, 08:14 PM

shall we
::grabs MickyB's feet, sighs as LZ just stands there::
:: drags B across the ground, down the dock::
ooo, splinters in your neck, that's gotta hurt
: Confused

hoves him off the edge::
hey, look..... I didn't know we had alligators around here
: Confused

ees some bubbles, hears a scream, water is calm again::

Ken'sPen · 04-05-2002, 08:23 PM

:: Ladi makes a serious miscalculation as her "tuna scent" soon lures the alligators in her direction ::

Hey Ladi · 04-05-2002, 08:33 PM

::runs over, rubs ass on Ken, clibs a tree::
::Ken is momentarily stunned by the butt rub, so he just stands there::
::he realizes the alligator is coming for him, tries to climb my tree::
::push him back down with my foot::
::alligator bites off Ken's leg, makes a face I didn't think alligators could do, spits out Ken & runs::
Ken's an alien!!!! He's bleeding green, everyone look!

Ken'sPen · 04-05-2002, 08:37 PM

:: screws leg back on ::
:: secret is out ::
::abducts Ladi ::
:: begins Alien's favorite pass time "the anal probe" ::
:: enjoys hours of fun in Ladi's nice ass ::

Hey Ladi · 04-05-2002, 08:48 PM

::yawn::
done yet back there
: Confused

tarts another game of patty cake with LZ::
rich man, poor man, begger man, thief...
doctor, lawyer, which one will he be...

Ken'sPen · 04-05-2002, 08:52 PM

:: damn, like feeding a tic tac to a whale ::

Hey Ladi · 04-05-2002, 09:01 PM

Wow, feel free to share there Ken. Have you always felt like a tic tac or is this new? Have women previously laughed in your general direction after dating you, and you just thought it was your humour?

Ken'sPen · 04-05-2002, 09:04 PM

Hey I'm pretty confident,
I see the ladies checking me out.
I walk down the halls at work and I always hear the babes saying
"what a dick!"
nice, huh.

Edited By Ken'sPen on April 05 2002 at 4:14

McBourbon · 04-05-2002, 09:13 PM

::put on my old style hockey mask, slice the alligators with my machete and make new boots out of them, come walking out of the water, shove one boot up Ladi's ass and the other in her pie hole, slice her head off with the machete, and use her death glance like Perseus in Clash of the Titans to turn everyone else to stone::

"I have been having a VERY BAD day."

Edited By McBourbon on April 05 2002 at 4:14

Ken'sPen · 04-05-2002, 09:26 PM

I knew I would get hard from Ladi's head.......
but not like this.

McBourbon · 04-05-2002, 09:44 PM

And now you got me committed to 7 sequels too. Fuck.