The Top 10 Threads of all time! - the official list!

[TheGMANN]

good times

[IrishAlkey]

Say his fucking name!

It's spelled M-A-T-T!

The child prodigy born without a spine who, after buying a cemetary, would watch the bodies dig themselves out and walk away.

Anthony's balls must swiffer shine his hardwood floors, hanging so low from Matt swinging on them for two years.

I wrote that.

[Kid Afrika]

...and wrote it well, you did.

[The Sleeper]

that is poetry of the highest magnitude

[Galt]

the part where galt threatens lent to take his picture down was good stuff

when did I do that?

[Galt]

"hey Hedfag" would have gotten my vote as best thread ever. And OMG, I was so chill and cool in that Roger/Gonzo thread where Alkey was mad at me and I was like "cha!, I don't even care. I'll do whatever I want" and did even get in a battle about it, cuz I was too cool for school!

[diceisgod]

I have not been on that board in a month. The only reason I even went there was because DIG posted something here about it.

I go to the board, and the last post before mine is Roger's. It was fate.

And no, I had no idea what it would cause. I thought I would end up getting banned, or the post would get deleted. That's all. I was just having a little fun.

If I made someone cry in the process, all the more gratifying.

This post should be in a museum.

[Galt]

If It were sitting next to this post, I would be humbled:

thats how

that's how what? you pathetic piece of dirt. Keep spouting your shit. see if i care

i do

I do?? what are you getting married? Who's youre husband? FAG!

if you

Whoa! Now you're getting personal. Bring that shit up on the board again and I'm gonna fuck you up plenty next time we meet.

don't like it,

You know who I don't like. YOU!

then

then what?

tough

oh ok

[Arpikarhu]

You all do realize that i figure prominently in 4 of the top 10 threads. Sleeper misses me so much it hurts.

FIX MY STATUS!

[diceisgod]

!!!

[Galt]

I barely posted in most of the top threads. I have been exposed.

[The Jays]

OMG

[The Jays]

I think my favorite thread is when Lent leaves the board and then tries to come back and act like nothing happened.

[IrishAlkey]

There's nobody left to run off the board.

This won't be exciting.

[Arpikarhu]

I think my favorite thread is when Lent leaves the board and then tries to come back and act like nothing happened.

as subtle as a brick through a plate glass window

[Galt]

So tell us about your life Arpi. Make with a Jays-like monologue

[Arpikarhu]

So tell us about your life Arpi. Make with a Jays-like monologue

since i do not know what a jays like monologue is, i will have to pass. besides, i would rather hear from you. how are the fat chicks treating you?

[Goatweed]

still mad at me?

[Arpikarhu]

still mad at me?

no, but i would be willing to bet my life that as soon as i was gone you got all brave and bitched about me.

[Galt]

I fucked one of them a couple weeks ago. She old. Not quite old like you, but old nonetheless. She had stretchmarks on her boobs. She cried during sex, and that was before I assfucked her.

A month ago, my ex came down and visited, cheated on her boyfriend; we fucked for two days. I stopped talking to her after that, because I realized "what's the point? She cheated on him with me. If we ever got back together, she's shown that she's willing to cheat..." so I just stopped returning her calls.

I will probably get laid tonight, hopefully I won't have to go down that path. If I don't get any action on New Year's I'll be severely disappointed in myself.