This is the thread where you mock me

[HollywoodJewMoses]

do parents actually still give sex talks, or did that go away with polio?

[Galt]

I never had a sex talk. My mom just said something about lambskin condoms. I forget whether she said that I should or shouldn't use them. I think since I've never heard of them, that she said that I shouldn't.

[drusilla]

i've never had "the talk". my mom just told me that if i ever needed to talk to her about anything i should know that i could. that was about it.

[IrishAlkey]

Has she seen your tits?

[The Sleeper]

I've never talked to my parents about anything remotely sex related, besides arguing with my mom who thinks faggots will go to hell.

[HedCold]

she thinks you're going to hell



someone was going to say it

[The Sleeper]

well she does, being that i haven't found jesus yet

[IrishAlkey]

Tell her when Jesus finds you a vagina, then you'll talk.

[drusilla]

Has she seen your tits?

you have issues

[lush]

I had a sex talk when I was 4 and then I forgot where babies came from. I thought it was orally.

[The Sleeper]

Tell her when Jesus finds you a vagina, then you'll talk.

amazing

[drusilla]

is that why you're afraid to swallow?

[IrishAlkey]

I think I mentioned this here before but I came to the conclusion that the man put his finger in the woman's vagina and the white part of the fingernail melted and turned into the sperm.

I was a prodigy.

[lush]

is that why you're afraid to swallow?

Nah I only swallow for the ones I love

[Galt]

If semen tastes anywhere near as bad as it smells I wouldn't expect anyone on the planet to taste it.

[IrishAlkey]

Thanks for admitting you're filthy and have an infection.

[Galt]

but I already said that I was still a virgin.

[IrishAlkey]

And stop cumming on your nose.

[drusilla]

okay. that's just gross.

[Zootybang]

The first time i got head i was 14, and it was the girls first time doing it, so she made me put a pillow over my face because she was too emabarrased to have me see. So i lay there like a retard with a pillow over my face.
But i was still getting head, so it was cool.