what level of hell are you going to?

GonzoStyle · 09-09-2004, 04:59 PM

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
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Quote:Seventh Level of Hell
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Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.

Rooner · 09-09-2004, 05:23 PM

6th Level for me

GonzoStyle · 09-09-2004, 05:36 PM

I'll come visit you upstairs buddy!!!

Rooner · 09-09-2004, 05:43 PM

Oh, wait, I forgot to answer yes to being a back stabbing shit talker, surely that will bump me down.

Black Lazerus · 09-09-2004, 05:44 PM

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge!Level 8- the Malebolge

Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
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Mad · 09-09-2004, 05:46 PM

Quote:The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 8 times.
The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Eighth Level of Hell - the Malebolge!

I demand a recount!!!

Ronin · 09-09-2004, 06:00 PM

I read that book. It was very enlightening for someone's perception from person in 14th century. Good imagination.

For those of you who didn't read it: Dante's Inferno Book Summary

GonzoStyle · 09-09-2004, 06:02 PM

Rooner Wrote:Oh, wait, I forgot to answer yes to being a back stabbing shit talker, surely that will bump me down.

it'll be like threes company, i'll be jack and you're my buddy upstairs, larry.

crx girl · 09-09-2004, 06:03 PM

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
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Quote:Level 6 - The City of Dis

You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.

i'd like to see someone here get anything under 5, i don't think it's possible

Edited By crx girl on 1094753271

Danked · 09-09-2004, 06:20 PM

8th level of Hell.

colon... sad face... colon...

GonzoStyle · 09-09-2004, 06:24 PM

I honestly thought the fact that I have fantasized about gay sex would have sent me to level 9.

Black Lazerus · 09-09-2004, 06:28 PM

Danked Wrote:8th level of Hell.

colon... sad face... colon...

I will bring the beer you bring the weed.

Danked · 09-09-2004, 06:33 PM

Black Lazerus Wrote:
Danked Wrote:8th level of Hell.

colon... sad face... colon...
I will bring the beer you bring the weed.

Sounds like the real party is level 9.

crx girl · 09-09-2004, 06:36 PM

GonzoStyle Wrote:I honestly thought the fact that I have fantasized about gay sex would have sent me to level 9.

apparently that stuff is only a level 6 sin

Keyser Soze · 09-09-2004, 06:38 PM

hell is blocked here at work.

Mad · 09-09-2004, 06:46 PM

I blame all of yous people.

GonzoStyle · 09-09-2004, 07:12 PM

I got a hell of a lot more sinning to do cause I agree with danked, the real party is at level 9.

Arpikarhu · 09-09-2004, 07:18 PM

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Fifth Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
<table cellspacing="1" style="margin: 5px; background-color: #000000; border: none; font: 10pt arial, verdana, 'sans serif';"><tr style="font: bold 12pt arial, verdana, 'sans serif'; text-align: center; color: #ffffff; background-color: #333333;"><th>Level</th><th>Score</th></tr><tr style="background-color: #220033; color: #eeeeee;"><td style="padding: 4px;">Purgatory (Repenting Believers)</td><td style="color: #3344bb; background-color: #333333; padding: 4px;">Very Low</td></tr><tr style="background-color: #110022; color: #eeeeee;"><td style="padding: 4px;">Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)</td><td style="color: #3344bb; background-color: #333333; padding: 4px;">Very Low</td></tr><tr style="background-color: #220011; color: #eeeeee;"><td style="padding: 4px;">Level 2 (Lustful)</td><td style="color: #ee2244; background-color: #333333; padding: 4px;">Extreme</td></tr><tr style="background-color: #330011; color: #eeeeee;"><td style="padding: 4px;">Level 3 (Gluttonous)</td><td style="color: #aa33aa; background-color: #333333; padding: 4px;">Moderate</td></tr><tr style="background-color: #440011; color: #eeeeee;"><td style="padding: 4px;">Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)</td><td style="color: #aa33aa; background-color: #333333; padding: 4px;">Moderate</td></tr><tr style="background-color: #550011; color: #eeeeee;"><td style="padding: 4px;">Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)</td><td style="color: #ee2244; background-color: #333333; padding: 4px;">Extreme</td></tr><tr style="background-color: #660011; color: #eeeeee;"><td style="padding: 4px;">Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)</td><td style="color: #c40033; background-color: #333333; padding: 4px;">Very High</td></tr><tr style="background-color: #770011; color: #eeeeee;"><td style="padding: 4px;">Level 7 (Violent)</td><td style="color: #ee2244; background-color: #333333; padding: 4px;">Extreme</td></tr><tr style="background-color: #880011; color: #eeeeee;"><td style="padding: 4px;">Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)</td><td style="color: #ee2244; background-color: #333333; padding: 4px;">Extreme</td></tr><tr style="background-color: #990011; color: #eeeeee;"><td style="padding: 4px;">Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)</td><td style="color: #c40033; background-color: #333333; padding: 4px;">Very High</td></tr></table>
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Keyser Soze · 09-09-2004, 07:24 PM

i think they're afraid of competition.

Goatweed · 09-09-2004, 07:26 PM

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
<table cellspacing="1" style="margin: 5px; background-color: #000000; border: none; font: 10pt arial, verdana, 'sans serif';"><tr style="font: bold 12pt arial, verdana, 'sans serif'; text-align: center; color: #ffffff; background-color: #333333;"><th>Level</th><th>Score</th></tr><tr style="background-color: #220033; color: #eeeeee;"><td style="padding: 4px;">Purgatory (Repenting Believers)</td><td style="color: #3344bb; background-color: #333333; padding: 4px;">Very Low</td></tr><tr style="background-color: #110022; color: #eeeeee;"><td style="padding: 4px;">Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)</td><td style="color: #3344bb; background-color: #333333; padding: 4px;">Very Low</td></tr><tr style="background-color: #220011; color: #eeeeee;"><td style="padding: 4px;">Level 2 (Lustful)</td><td style="color: #ee2244; background-color: #333333; padding: 4px;">Extreme</td></tr><tr style="background-color: #330011; color: #eeeeee;"><td style="padding: 4px;">Level 3 (Gluttonous)</td><td style="color: #c40033; background-color: #333333; padding: 4px;">Very High</td></tr><tr style="background-color: #440011; color: #eeeeee;"><td style="padding: 4px;">Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)</td><td style="color: #ee2244; background-color: #333333; padding: 4px;">Extreme</td></tr><tr style="background-color: #550011; color: #eeeeee;"><td style="padding: 4px;">Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)</td><td style="color: #ee2244; background-color: #333333; padding: 4px;">Extreme</td></tr><tr style="background-color: #660011; color: #eeeeee;"><td style="padding: 4px;">Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)</td><td style="color: #ff1133; background-color: #333333; padding: 4px;">High</td></tr><tr style="background-color: #770011; color: #eeeeee;"><td style="padding: 4px;">Level 7 (Violent)</td><td style="color: #ff1133; background-color: #333333; padding: 4px;">High</td></tr><tr style="background-color: #880011; color: #eeeeee;"><td style="padding: 4px;">Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)</td><td style="color: #ee2244; background-color: #333333; padding: 4px;">Extreme</td></tr><tr style="background-color: #990011; color: #eeeeee;"><td style="padding: 4px;">Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)</td><td style="color: #c40033; background-color: #333333; padding: 4px;">Very High</td></tr></table>

I was hoping for 9 as well...this sucks.