In case you were wondering...

[The Sleeper]

wrong board alkey

[Arpikarhu]

at least you have all of that health insurance. baby deliveries are expensive.

[IrishAlkey]

They always fuck you in the end. I guess she "forgot" to take her pill.

I was suspect of that little, fucking patch from the first second she stuck it on her pelvis.

[diceisgod]

"It's ok honey I got my lucky sock on"

"ok"

[The Sleeper]

can you name it after me, my real name or my username

[IrishAlkey]

at least you have all of that health insurance. baby deliveries are expensive.

She's the one with the high salary and great insurance.

I've already done my part as far as I'm concerned.

See ya' in Guam!

[Galt]

can't get pregnant standing up.

[Rooner]

Was she too busy opening a can of tuna for one of her chillins to get off you?

[Arpikarhu]

can't get pregnant standing up.

shows what you know. hispanic broads can get pregnant just walking down the street.

[IrishAlkey]

Good theory.

I'm calling a lawyer.

[Buttmunch]

Hi!

You know, the more little spiclings running around, the higher the welfare check.

[Buttmunch]

Ah ha ha! I just realized...

You're one of her baby's daddies.

[Arpikarhu]

no flies on you

[IrishAlkey]

Ah ha ha! I just realized...

You're one of her baby's daddies.

Take a ride of the Funny Train.

[Goatweed]

get in all the sex you can, while you can.

say goodbye to sleep.

I'd trade sweaters with you anyday, papa or not!

[Arpikarhu]

let's see:

baby=no sleep/no sex


seems like a fair trade.

[Goatweed]

actually, you can have sex all the way up to the end - we didnt because she was in a little pain towards the end, and quite frankly preggo sex never did anything for me.

the losing sleep wont happen until after the kid's born.

[Arpikarhu]

wow , you really changed my mind about the whole thing

[lush]

Holy crap, I still believe that the baby will come out as just an ass and an ear

[TheGMANN]

I cant wait for the wedding!