Britney Spears Refuses Assistance From Mets Docs

[Keyser Soze]

QUEENS (AP) - Britney Spears hurt her knee filming a video yesterday afternoon in Queens. Mets doctors offered to help, but Britney declined. She wants to be back on stage before the end of next year

[Galt]

that's because she didn't really hurt her knee. That "knee" has been her permanent excuse so she could get plastic surgery since like '99

[Keyser Soze]

apparently Britney has heard of Jose Reyes.

[diceisgod]

I hope she dies.

[GonzoStyle]

She had to have arthroscopic surgery due to her "tumble" on stage, who the fuck has surgery after a "tumble"?

Besides old people and people made of plasti... nevermind.