Knowing the situation........ - What would you do?

[LZMF1]

ok, so i move into my new house in less than 2 weeks. my neighbor is still and forever will be an asshole. just this morning i went out and he had to drop what he was doing and stare me down like i'm supposed to be afraid of a sour old man.

honestly, my choice is to do nothing at all and revel in the fact that he's really gonna hate his new neighbors!


in the end i win.

[Galt]

I would agree with him

[Danked]

Get really stoned and let blind stoner rage take care of the rest!

[HedCold]

maybe the problem isn't with your neighbors, but with you

[LZMF1]

maybe the problem isn't with your neighbors, but with you

nope, i do my best to avoid him and any problems that may arise and he's still an asshole.

he's pissed off over my house being nicer than his.
i have central air, he doesn't.
the cars that my wife and i drive are nicer than his.
basically, he's trash and my wife and i are not. his way of dealing with his jealousy is to be a complete douche.

before i got my dalmatian and the problems started i used to give him the first bottle from every batch of my home brewed beer. i tried being nice even after he started actiing like a bitch.


several people on this board know me personally and can vouch for me



Edited By LZMF1 on July 29 2002 at 4:39

[Sluggo]

Just two more weeks buddy...
If you start telling us what a douchebag your new neighbor is...
Then we will know the story...

[LZMF1]

LOL!!!!!



dude you'd love it if i moved in next door to you! so would astro and my 2 knuckleheads.



Edited By LZMF1 on July 29 2002 at 4:41

[Galt]

So what you're saying is that he's jealous of the bird painted on the hood of your Firebird?

[LZMF1]

he's jealous of the blocks that that firebird is on!

[Danked]

The house next door to mine was just purchased... looks like they're putting in a handicap ramp. :crackhead:

[LZMF1]

GIMP NEIGHBOR!!!!!!!!

:crackhead: :rofl: :crackhead: :rofl:

[Sluggo]

Do you live in Morristown? :lol:

[LZMF1]

So what you're saying is that he's jealous of the bird painted on the hood of your Firebird?

it could also be the fact that my wife and i are half his age and in the time we've been neighbors i've gotten 3 new cars and my wife has also gotten 3 new vehicles also.

meanwhile he has a dodge minivan and his wife drives a kia

[Danked]

It says "We Todd Did" on the new mailbox! :-o

[LZMF1]

lol! not a bad idea :-D


actually my last name is 10 letters long and "we todd did" including spaces is 1 letter longer. i think it'll just have the # on it.



Edited By LZMF1 on July 29 2002 at 4:55

[LZMF1]

If you start telling us what a douchebag your new neighbor is...
Then we will know the story...

oddly enough, the people next door will be moving in the day before me so it'll literally be a fresh start for the both of us.

i grew up in morristown and i know a few people in the neighborhood so it should be smooth sailing from here on in.



Edited By LZMF1 on July 29 2002 at 8:46

[HedCold]

Just two more weeks buddy...
If you start telling us what a douchebag your new neighbor is...
Then we will know the story...

oh. i read it quick and i thought you said your new neighbors didn't like you either. my bad :fart:

[Is Don on the phone?]

damn, this board is violent....

Can we rig the board to deliver zoloft?

[Kim]

[LZMF1]

kim........how did you get a pic of my dirty rat bastard of a neighbor?