In this thread, bloody anus will post my ticket

[The Sleeper]

I signed up for betonsports.com at the beginning of the year but my credit card wasn't processed for some reason. I'll consider that though.

[The Sleeper]

how'd you do this week, anus?

[Bloody Anus]

Well first of all, here's your stellar <a href=http://members.cox.net/rupture/sleeper14.jpg target=blank>picks</a>



At the Suncoast I had Min/Sea over 51.5, TB +5.5, and Ari -6.5.

I was pretty confident with the Seattle game, being 21-20 at the half and 24-23 with 5:00 left in the 3rd all I needed was a TD the last 20 min to win. Of course, Mike Tice is a FUCKING MONGOLOID and this didn't happen. Granted, there were plently of opportunites for both teams to score, but calling a WR pass at that point in the game is, well, Jet-like.

mY SPortsbook.com bet was Cin/NE over 44 (not AVAILABLE on the Suncoast card), NYJ/Pit under 35.5, and, naturally, Det/GB over 44 (also not on the Suncoast card)

Some thoughts on Det/GB (since you asked)

-GB goes their first 9 and out.
-in 28mph winds the opening kickoff goes 28 yards
-Favre does not complete a pass until about half-way through the 2nd quarter
-GB's first first down comes via a penalty with about 10:00 left in the 2nd
-in the 3rd quarter, on 3rd and long at the GB 35, Harrington throws an INT returned by Sharper to the 50. Play is challened and reversed, so Detroit punts. FUCK! But, it is downed at the 1. OK! So Det's defense needs to force a 3-and-out to force a punmt leading to excellent Det field positon. Det's defense does just that, but hte punt gores.. 64 YARDS!! fielded at the GB 27!! AFTER THE OPENING KICKOFF goes 28 yards and a later punt goes 23, this FUCKIG |PUNT goes 64!>?!?!? I'm assuming it was going with the wind, but I was watching on line and ESPN sucks with these kinds of details, so I'm not 100% sure.
-On a separate GB drive, something happened that I have NEVER before seen in my 12 or so years of watching the NFL: Detroit gets called for 5 penalites for 55 YARDS, ON ONE DRIVE!! ONE DRIVE, MORE THAN HALF THE FIELD GIVEN TO YOU VIA PENALTIES!!! so waht happens?? Packers end up kicking a FUCKING FIELD GOAL!!! HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GET 55 YARDS OF P[ENALTIES ON ONE DRIVE AND HAVE TO SETTELE FOR A FIELD GOAL??!!
I'll tell yuou how: because I HAD MONEY ON IT!! Not alot of money, but money nonetheless!


Since I have gone 0-3 for about 5 of the last 6 weeks (too lazy to check), this week I will bet $2 on 1 3-teamer and $3 on the complete opposite, guaranteeing I will go 1 for 3 on one and 2 for 3 on the other. I now have 3 weeks lefy to win a parlay and no matter what I do, it is looking pretty grim.

[The Sleeper]

I have 3 locks for this week and am trying to decide if i should do a 4th. I'm very tempted to bet a lot on these 3:

Redskins -4 over SF
Chargers -10 over cleveland
KC/Denver over 53

[HedCold]

sleeper if you miss this one it'll be the funniest one yet!

[Bloody Anus]

It always comes down to a <a href=http://members.cox.net/rupture/sleeper15.jpg> half point </a> with Sleeper, it's amazing.


Here's my suncoast cards, as predicted I go 1/3 and 2/3:




But, wait!!! sportsbook.com:


HOLY FUCK I WON!!!

Of course, the Dal/Phi over/under wasn't available on the coast parlay, another reason why sportsbook.com is the way to go.

I owe Don Muhlbach (Detroit's snapper) a beer! Because you know Minnesota's scoring a TD if it goes to OT.

So Sleeper's 0 for 4 and my 0 for 33 streaks come to an end the same week. PURE CRAZINESS!

[HedCold]

sleeper won...

[HedCold]

oh man if you threw away his ticket...

[Bloody Anus]

oh no it got stuck under the glass in the scanner!

[Keyser Soze]

how much do you guys win???

[The Sleeper]

ME AND ANUS RULE!!

[The Sleeper]

I won $520 I believe. POST THE GODDAMN TICKET

[The Sleeper]

oh nevermind he did, i missed that due to all the pandemonium

[Keyser Soze]

nice job sleeper!

what do you guys think about monday night home dogs? can new england cover 10?

[The Sleeper]

probably too late to make a bet now but I'm not confident that the pats will cover this game

[The Sleeper]

damn i'm good

[Bloody Anus]

Are you playing again next week or quitting while you're ahead? If playing I'll get the $ along with the card Thu or Fri. Otherwise I'll just grab it tomorrow, because I'm not betting there anymore. Leaving the house to bet is for suckers!

[The Sleeper]

not to hassle you but I'd like to bet again. your call though

[Galt]

just keep doubling your bet until you make your initial bets back, pussy. Quitting is for quitters

[Keyser Soze]

I would like to place a wager. Will you take my action Bloody?