Howie who?

[Maynard]

Yup Howie. You're right.

Because all the Maynards a dick threads and this and that that I POST in, really show that I'm trying to make friends.

Go on, pull up one thread where it show's me trying to make friends.

Stick around a bit longer, maybe i'll put in a good word for ya

I have a better idea. Why don't you just DEMAND people to like me. It seems you really have a way with people when you start demanding things.

Oh wait....no, you don't. My fault.

[GonzoStyle]

That's fuckin right man.

You are dead wrong howie, maynard doesn't try to make friends. He just acts like an asshole and doesn't return phonecalls... the bastard!!! :fuckoff:

[Maynard]

doesn't return phonecalls

:disappointed:

I'm about to go take a shit. Want me to call you from the bowl?

[FNMoron]

I'm about to go take a shit. Want me to call you from the bowl?

I'm guessing you could be Howie's friend if you called him from the crapper.

[Sluggo]

I think SNUKA is the funny one of the bunch...
Christ, Howie, what the fuck?
I'm the one that moved ONE of your threads...
Not because I didn't like it...
Because I didn't want any of the people here that actually have jobs to get fired over your pic...
Would it have been better if I edited it and made a link to your pic?
I don't fucking think so...
I just put it where it belonged...
JIMMY would've done it if he was the first to see it...
Sure, you have a place to post all of your babble...
Enjoy it.
We won't do shit to it...
So stop your fucking whining and shove your head further up SNUKA'S ass, he told me the corn he ate 3 days ago is still in there...
Free food!

[GonzoStyle]

I think SNUKA is the funny one of the bunch...

How true that is....

Psst maynard... your balls are showing.

[JIMMYSNUKA]

WHOA...what is going on in here. First off stop throwing my name around like the only heavy duty rubber at an AIDS convention. All mindless babble is welcome down here. It is a proven fact. but this is a bit excessive. everyone kick back enjoy and tool on each other as much as you want. I dont care. this is a blast to me. i want to come down here and have a good time like this shithole was meant to be. quite honestly nothing is more fun that a little skirmish. so i wont be able to stay out of this long. i have filth i want to spew on everyone. esp since once i was gone this entire forum went to shit. i am going to mod this crapper like it should. basically no modding at all. whatever is posted in here will most likely stay as is. no deleting or editing posts at all. of course there will be the certain times i feel like really fucking with someone and "modify" what they say. (if i remember how that is). so everyone can resume with the tooling. i just beg no posts about lunch maynard pleaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaase.

anyone else notice my first three sentences contradicted one another? oh well.

umm ok 5 sentences. oh well again.

well all the mods know the deal going on now. so i have nothing to say about other forums or how they mod their particular area. I DONT CARE. just stop dragging my name around trying to get me or howie to turn on each other. i wont. i dont play silly fucking games like that. i like to get along with everyone ....always have. i never drag anyone into anything.....umm maybe thats cause nobody really cares for me anyway..LOL. i dont know if dragging my name around was intentional or not. but i just dont like it either way. comprende? thanks.


:thumbs-up:

[Bag of Shit Howie]

It seems you really have a way with people when you start demanding things.

That's right you salad-tossing pile of priest meat!! It was me that told others to accept you!!! Just remember...you exist because people like me and other old timers ever gave you the time of day and spoke with you!! You're the "Big Chocolate" of message boards!! Faggot!!

[Bag of Shit Howie]

I think SNUKA is the funny one of the bunch...
Christ, Howie, what the fuck?
I'm the one that moved ONE of your threads...

I'm not even gonna start addressing a message board douchebag who's named after a claymation character...hmmm...there's another tool who's got a claymation Jesus freaK ICON also!! Pack your shit and hop on the god damn Kumbayah bus you Cum-swilling wannabe's!! You're soo in need of attention faggots!! I'll bet you're both in front of the same computer (Maynard still in his wet-dream stained spiderman underwear)...one typing and the other massaging!! Sluggo, you want in on this too? Join the shithole you jesus freak!!

Holy Shit...you guys haven't kissed VG's ass in about 3 hrs...better get back to the pit!!

[PollyannaFlower46]

You should all kiss and make up, then Snuka can write a porn about it and sell it and make lots of money :thumbs-up:

[Gooch]

Balls? More like Maymay's epidermis is showing.

[Bag of Shit Howie]

anyone else notice my first three sentences contradicted one another? oh well.

Give it time...i'm sure the Jesus Twins will find the time to go through and analyze every word!!

[GonzoStyle]

anyone else notice my first three sentences contradicted one another? oh well.

Yes, lol :blow:

umm ok 5 sentences. oh well again.

well all the mods know the deal going on now. so i have nothing to say about other forums or how they mod their particular area. I DONT CARE. just stop dragging my name around trying to get me or howie to turn on each other. i wont. i dont play silly fucking games like that. i like to get along with everyone ....always have. i never drag anyone into anything.....umm maybe thats cause nobody really cares for me anyway..LOL. i dont know if dragging my name around was intentional or not. but i just dont like it either way. comprende? thanks.

That was not my intention, I just :loveya: the snuka!!

BTW goochy are you trying to say maymay is a woman.. :rofl:

[FNMoron]

sorry i took so long to get back to this thread, but i was in the Pit kissing VG's ass...

But my pal Snuka said that it would be cool if I mentioned the name Snuka whenever i posted, so people would know that I was a friend of Snuka & not to fuck with me because then you'd have to deal with Snuka.... and that Snuka guy is definately one Snuka you don't want to Snuka with...

[Sluggo]

I'm not a fucking Jesus Freak...
And the shit that goes on in here makes me laugh my ass off...
So I fucking suck...
Who gives a shit...

[FNMoron]

damn Sluggo.... if he had an eyepatch, i'd swear it was BrokenJaw :lol:

[Bag of Shit Howie]

So stop your fucking whining and shove your head further up SNUKA'S ass, he told me the corn he ate 3 days ago is still in there...

My head up snuka's Ass?? Snuka's one of the oldest pals i have around!! Don't go trying to play the 'ol divide and conquer shit because you'll only wind up getting a load of Snuka's AIDS infected baby-killers shot in your ass!! It just goes to show how "Green" you faggots really are!! You really don't know how far back some of us go do you!!

I'm sure we don't go back as far as the numerous Christopher Street Sausages that have glazed Maynard's tonsils...but we all go way back!! Maynard...what's the process here...you suck the huge inmate cock up until explosion then you pull out and let sluggo take the shot to the face?? You're a good little girl...nice to see ya share with your friends!!

[Sluggo]

I know that you two go way back...
Divide and conquer is not my plan...
You say I don't fucking know you?
You don't know me.
I just gave you some of what you love and I'm still catching hell for it...
I understand...The anger...It's your schtick...
I just can't seem to take it seriously when I see the freak of nature in your sig pic...
What are you gonna do?
Gnaw me to death with your Toof of Doom?
Dude...You say we're "Holier than thou" and "Elitist"...
I'm kinda getting that feeling down here...
I'm gonna leave this place now, I don't wanna bother JIMMY...
Don't think you fuckin ran me off either...
It's just not that important to me.

[Bag of Shit Howie]

Nobody's gonna say you were ran off! I had no issues with you other than the simple post moving but that was resolved! If you want to hop on the back of a lame horse like Maynard, go ahead...you'll only finish last!! He's proven himslef a tool time and time before! I'm sure his parents echoed the same things to his friends growing up!!

[HedCold]

you like to use exclamation points!!