Mcbourbon's pub and grille - Get drunk and screw...

[Ken'sPen]

Can I get a Boddington's Please,
or a Speckled Hen.....
where is the bar keep?

[Luna]

::waves a fresh $20::

Oh Yooo hooooooo.....can I get an ice cold mochachino with some extra head on it over here?

[McBourbon]

Didn't you guys read the hours? A man's gotta sleep for chrissakes. Here's what you needed. Now drink up...and get the ladies up on those brass poles! What the hell is going on in this place?

[crx girl]

<div align="center">Drinks Menu
Draft Beer
Domestic
Anchor Steam 5.00
Budweiser 4.00
Bud Light 4.00
Pete's Wicked Ale (Seasonal) 5.00
Samuel Adams 5.00
Sierra Nevada Pale Ale 5.00
Dundee's Honey Brown 5.00
Hock Cider 5.00

Czechoslovakia
Pilsner Urquell 5.50

England
Bass 5.50
Boddingtons 5.50
Newcastle Brown Ale 5.50

Ireland
Guinness 5.50
Harp 5.50

Germany
Carlsburg 4.00

Bottled Beer
Domestic
Budweiser 4.00
Bud Lite 4.00
B'klyn Black Chocolate Stout 5.00
B'klyn East Indian Pale Ale 5.00
Catamount Porter 5.00
Coopers Sparkling Ale 5.00
Coors Light 4.00
New Amsterdam Amber 5.00
Pyramid Pale Ale 4.00
Red Tail Ale 5.00
Rogue Cran 'n Cherry (22oz.) 8.00
Rogue Dead Guy Ale (22oz.) 8.00
Rolling Rock 4.00
Saranac Pale Ale 5.00
Saranac Wild Berry Wheat 5.00
Perry's Ploughman Ale 4.00
Sam Adams Triple Bock 12.00

Canada
Molson Golden 4.25
Molson Ice 4.25
Labatt Blue 4.25

England
Samuel Smith Nut Brown (12oz) 5.00
Young's Ram Rod 7.00
Young's Oatmeal Stout 7.00
Theakston's Old Peculiar 5.00

Jamaica
Red Stripe 4.25

Mexico
Corona Extra 4.25
Dos Equis XX 4.25

Scotland
McEwan's Export Ale 5.00
McEwan's Scotch Ale 5.00
Youngers Tartan Special (18oz.) 7.00
McAndrews Scotch Ale (18oz.) 7.00

Germany
Haacke Beck (Non-Alc.) 4.00
Becks 5.00

Belgium
Chimay Blue 7.00
Chimay Grand Reserve (25oz.) 16.00
Corsendonk Pale Ale (11oz.) 7.00
Corsondonk Dark 7.00
Duvel 6.00
Lefe Blonde (25oz.) 14.00
Lindeman's Framboise Raspberry Lambic (12oz.) 8.50
Maredsous (25oz.) 14.00

Holland
Amstel Light 4.25
Buckler (Non-Alc.) 4.00
Grolsch (16oz.) 6.00
Heineken 4.25
Heineken Dark. 4.00

Specialty/ Small Batch Bourbons
Bakers Small Batch (7yr.) 7.00
Basil Hayden Small Batch (8yr.) 7.00
George Dickel (10yr.) 7.00
Knob Creek Small Batch (9yr.) 7.00
IW Harper (15yr.) 7.00
Old Charter (13yr.) 7.00
Old Fitzgerald (12 yr.) 7.00
WL Weller 15 yr. 7.00
Jack Daniels Single Barrel 9.00

Single Malt Scotches
Balvenie 10 yr. 7.00
Balvenie 12 yr. 9.00
Balvenie 15 yr. 10.00
Benriach 10 yr. 7.00
Cragganmore 12 yr. 7.00
Glenfiddich 15 yr. 7.00
Glenmorangie 12 yr. 7.00
Glenlivet 12 yr. 7.00
Glenlivet 18 yr. 8.00
Glen Keith 14 yr. 7.00
Glen Ord 15 yr. 7.00
Lagavulin 16 yr. 7.00
Longmorn 14 yr. 7.00
Oban 12 yr. 7.00
Strathisla 10 yr. 7.00
Taliska 12 yr. 7.00
Royal Lochnagar 12 yr. 7.00
Macallan 12 yr. 7.00
Macallan 18 yr. 9.00
Macallan 25 yr. 19.00

Blended Whiskeys
Buchanans 12 yr. 7.00
Chivas Regal Century of Malts 9.0
Johnnie Walker Gold 9.00
Johnnie Walker Blue 25.00

White Wines
Vendage Chardonnay 5.00
Vendage Zinfandel 5.00
Clos Du Bois 6.00
Ferrari Fume Blanc 6.00
Mezzacorona Pinot Grigot 6.00
Pindar Spring Splendor 6.00
Sterling Chardonnay 7.00
Korbel Brut Sparkling Wine 6.00
Korbel Chardonnay Sparkling Wine 6.00

Champagne
Mumm Cordon Rouge Brut 60.00
(per bottle)

Red Wine
Vendage Merlot 5.00
Hess Select Cabernet Sauvignon 6.00
Sterling Cabernet Sauvignon 7.00

Dessert Wines & Port
Campari 5.00
Fonseca Bin #27 5.00
Domecq La Ina Sherry 6.00
Galliano Liqueur 6.00
Harvey's Bristol Cream Port Wine 6.00
Sandeman Founders Port Wine 6.00
Tio Pepe Sherry 6.00
Cockburns Tawny (10 yr.) 7.00
Cockburns Tawney (20yr.) 10.00
Dry Sac 7.00
Dubonnet Rouge 7.00
Fernet Branco Liqueur 7.00
Lillet White Appertif Wine 7.00

Cognacs
Courvoisier VS 6.00
Hennessey VS 6.00
Martell VS 6.00
Courvoisier VSOP 8.00
Remy Martin VSOP 8.00
Martell Noblige 9.00
Martell Cordon Bleu 19.00
Remy Martin Champagne XO 19.00

Sipping Tequilas
Herradura Anejo 7.00
Patron Anejo 7.00
Porfidio Anejo 7.00
Reserva Del Dueno 7.00
Tres Generaciones 7.00

Don't miss our weekly
Specials!
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i'll be sure to leave the keys with someone else when i'm not around... :toast:

[McBourbon]

Holy Shit.....the filthy grint might actually be good for something after all.:toast:

[crx girl]

well, in case you hadn't noticed, i try to only argue shit i know about


and your text is still fucked up



Edited By crx girl on April 24 2002 at 05:09

[Arthur Dent]

Can I get a Boddington's Please,
or a Speckled Hen.....

You should try a Green King.
And for the ladies who don't like beer, try a Strongbow. It's a cider ale with the same alcohol content as beer. Actually tastes really good.

[crx girl]

have you had tnt cider yet? it's in a red bottle:toast:

[Luna]

I guess I will have to bring my own wine, huh?
I don't see any on the menu....
I luuuuuuuve this stuff.....it's teh best!!!

[McBourbon]

Good wine is Breitenbach's "Frost Fire"....it's a really white grapey white wine with a lot of flavor and a smooth finish and slightly sweet aftertaste.....by far one of my all time favorites.

[Arthur Dent]

have you had tnt cider yet? it's in a red bottle

Not yet, but now I'm going to look for it.

[Ken'sPen]

::runs into empty bar, grabs a six pack and all the money in the register::

[crx girl]

it's nice to share

[Ken'sPen]

shut up and kiss me.:-D

[crx girl]

[Ken'sPen]

no tongue?

[Black Lazerus]

*Walks in bar looks around thinks " why is everyone whereing sheets and they aint togas" quietly leaves.*

[Ken'sPen]

Sorry Laz,
No Colt 45 here.....

[crx girl]

no tongue?

incidentally, we have boddy's where i work, mm'mm good

hi ken



Edited By crx girl on May 08 2002 at 06:06

[Ken'sPen]

Don't deny me crx......