the most painful part of being a herion addict...

diceisgod · 06-14-2005, 01:57 AM

...is taking a shit. I maybe shit like every three days and it's like the size and shape of a baseball. (Before i was a heroin junkie, I used to shit like every other day, like clockwork).

It's gotta be as painful as childbirth. My eyes tear up, my ass bleeds, it's hurts like...like....like SHIT!! <span style='font-size:7pt;line-height:100%'>(boom!)</span>. But anyway, I haven't taken a dump in like a week and I'm dreading it.

I suggest you all try this. It's a facsinating experience!

HedCold · 06-14-2005, 03:09 AM

i never understood how someone can go more than one day without shitting. i shit like twice a day

Galt · 06-14-2005, 03:10 AM

The Jays · 06-14-2005, 06:25 AM

yeah, shitting is the worst, man

Mad · 06-14-2005, 01:14 PM

Eat more fruits and vegetables or eat more bran.

Galt · 06-14-2005, 01:15 PM

cook up a batch right beforehand and you won't even realize it.

GonzoStyle · 06-14-2005, 03:44 PM

Quote:it's hurts like...like....like SHIT!!

Yet in all the pain and drug use, your humor is still in tact.

Danked · 06-14-2005, 04:21 PM

The only posters we have left are druggies, perverts, and prostitutes.

Maybe we should become a substance abuse messageboard, but instead of condemning it, we flaunt it and tell little kids drugs are cool.

GonzoStyle · 06-14-2005, 05:51 PM

I was actually running the idea of a Ben Affleck fansite by Goatweed this weekend, everyone loves Ben!

Mad · 06-14-2005, 05:53 PM

Danked Wrote:Maybe we should become a substance abuse messageboard, but instead of condemning it, we flaunt it and tell little kids drugs are cool.

They're not?

I take/use 'drugs' because of a medical condition. What's your excuse?

GonzoStyle · 06-14-2005, 05:56 PM

My heart is pained by the fact that I will never be Ben Afflecks best friend, so I ignore the pain with drugs.

Danked · 06-14-2005, 06:15 PM

I smoke pot because I like being stoned.

GonzoStyle · 06-14-2005, 08:17 PM

Danked got me stoned one time and I nearly died, true story.

Mad · 06-14-2005, 08:33 PM

Just once?

You must be allergic to it, pussy.

Goatweed · 06-14-2005, 08:40 PM

I'm still not totally sold on Affleck - sorry.

And I'm a pervert? COOL!!

Gooch · 06-14-2005, 08:47 PM

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The Sleeper · 06-14-2005, 10:11 PM

great thread!!

GonzoStyle · 06-14-2005, 10:36 PM

Goatweed Wrote:I'm still not totally sold on Affleck - sorry.

And I'm a pervert? COOL!!

Affleck is not just a man he is THE man and you know it.

diceisgod · 06-14-2005, 11:46 PM

i pooped today and it wasn't really bad at all. But I feel as though there is much more to come; it was merely a precursor turd.

Black Lazerus · 06-15-2005, 12:19 AM

Danked Wrote:The only posters we have left are druggies, perverts, and prostitutes.

Maybe we should become a substance abuse messageboard, but instead of condemning it, we flaunt it and tell little kids drugs are cool.

I do not fall into any of those groups.