Norton Plays The Lobster Card On Air

[Keyser Soze]

no she was roger on the board

[The Jays]

so why was she called Lobster Girl?

[Keyser Soze]

she was actually on the show before she was with spaz or anthony. the details of the bit are fuzzy but it had something to do with a lobster, thus the name.

im sure gooch or gonzo could recite the entire story for you verbatim.

[diceisgod]

If you were so hellbent on making the girl commit suicide then maybe you should have included her on your dead pool list

[The Jays]

ahhh, ok...




...so, why is this funny and dramatic?

[Galt]

of course, maybe Norton was just saying that Anthony likes Lobster Bisque because it's gay sounding. Do you really think that Norton would be making a 5-year old, wildly obscure reference that occured before he was even on the show? How would he even know about the name Lobster Girl?

[Keyser Soze]

its whatever you want it to be cutie pie.

[The Sleeper]

lobster bisque isn't gay sounding and if that was the intent of the joke it's the weakest put down ever

[Galt]

well, it has been documented by credible sources that Norton is completely unfunny

[The Sleeper]

be that as it may, he also has a penchant for wildly obscure inside references

[sblueman]

Anyone know around what time this happened? I don't feel like sitting thru the whole show just to listen for one bit.

[crx girl]

i'm assuming fairly early, pre bang party but i'm not sure exactly when. and from what i remember there was this vegetarian girl and they were gonna kill a lobster and she protested so they said if she blew spaz in the closet they wouldn't kill it. thus earning the name lobster girl. she later became anthony's girlfriend, melinda aka roger. does that sound right?

[sblueman]

No I was asking where in todays show did it happen.

[crx girl]

oh. before the american idol stuff; i've been listening from that point forward and i didn't hear it.

[GonzoStyle]

i'm assuming fairly early, pre bang party but i'm not sure exactly when. and from what i remember there was this vegetarian girl and they were gonna kill a lobster and she protested so they said if she blew spaz in the closet they wouldn't kill it. thus earning the name lobster girl. she later became anthony's girlfriend, melinda aka roger. does that sound right?

yeah that was basically it, she went on air to save the lobster by blowing spaz in a closet. She later made apperances on the show as lobster girl, most notably the first time Dice was on, Ants wife was in studio as well. When she started dating Ant and joined OA.com she chose the name Roger because her AIM name was poptartroger which was a reference when A program director named roger had O&A broadcast a show in front of the largest pop tart ever made. Her real name is Melinda though.

So lobster girl, roger and melinda are the same person.

[Goatweed]

the good old days - doncha just miss 'em?

[GonzoStyle]

I miss the life I had then.

[Goatweed]

sorry

[GonzoStyle]

I had such an awesome life before all this.

[Goatweed]

message boards ruined you?