In this thread I am going to enjoy looking at pictures of droopy boobs, and tell the owners of said boobs that they are hot, because of my newfound enjoyment of droopy boobs, NOT because, well you know.
I openly profess that I have used cocaine just because I want everyone to know of my Freud-esqe curiosity of the essence of the human psyche and NO other reason.
In this thread, I will post my disappointment with the board and it's members, referring to a "golden age" of posting and posters, and I will propose a return to those golden days of old. People will criticize me with replies like "go f yourself" and the like - all of which will prompt me to quit the board via a long manifesto of a post and I will either join another board (at which I will continually bash this one) or I'll start my own board, thus repeating the drama-queen cycle.
In this thread I sign up for a softball game, offer rides to aforementioned softball game, and suspiciously ignore all requests for a ride from males wishing to attend the softball game....it's NOT what you think.