Keyser's Intervention

[Ken'sPen]

For the benefit of Keyser, and an effort to have him face his woeful posting and perhaps improve. I start this thread/poll.

Perhaps I am wrong. Perhaps the majority of the board is pleased with his contributions. If so speak now....

But... as I am inclined to believe... the majority of the board find his efforts lacking, let's unite now and tell his so.

The poll will have but two simple choices.
Good and Bad......

for his benefit, I think it would be nice if people declared their choice,
and provided an explanation of why they voted as they did.

For some, to confront someone, telling them they are lacking, is a difficult task. So I understand why some may choose to do so, anonymously.

Hopefully, this thread can be a beneficial first step, in Keyser's evolution.

[Ken'sPen]

Keyser,
It is my opinion that you are a bad poster. You almost seem to take pride in your ability to post in a fashion inconguous with the tone of a given thread. If the thread is humorous, you will post various of statements of fact and explanation. If the thread is serious, you will arrive and post what you think passes for humor..... and what is worse, you will post this way... OFTEN, until the tone of the thread changes, or more likely, the conversation is killed.

You will claim that you post for your own enjoyment... but please keep in mind, that you are a member of a greater community here, and your posts are a wet blanket diminishing the enjoyment of us all.

[Mad]

My theory is that Teenweek hacked his account after a meeting at a local rest stop in NJ.

They should just both ride off to Brokeback Mountain.

[Ken'sPen]

Keyser Soze True Facts:

Keyser Soze sucks so much that Tom Oreck has a patent on him.

[Ken'sPen]

#2 Keyser's posts are so boring that Alternative Care Medical facilities use them instead of anesthesia.

[Goatweed]

it is my opinion that all of these polls are the same poll, just worded differently.

perhaps we should make a Ken & Keyser forum, where you two can post barbs to each other until only one is left standing?

[Ken'sPen]

Keyser is so unfunny he was hired as a writer for UPN.

[Ken'sPen]

Keyser sucks so much that a permanent low pressure system exists in his locale, NASA thinks he might have sucked the Ozone from the sky.

[Mad]

Or they could act like real men and duel at dawn with pistols at thirty paces.

[Gooch]

that worked really well for Alexander Hamilton.

[Ken'sPen]

On December 26, 2004 Keyser momentarily stopped sucking, and a tsunami formed.

[Keyser Soze]

ironically that was the last time ken posted about something other than keyser, who is so boring he can't stop talking about him.

[Ken'sPen]

There once was a time when Keyser was NOT boring, that time was called never.

[Gooch]

when will be the "I'm rubber, and you're glue" post?

[Goatweed]

it's times like this that make me miss the Quarrelling Lover's user group.

[Ken'sPen]

the force of Keyser's sucking is sufficient to level houses made of straw, sticks AND brick.

[Keyser Soze]

give ken enough rope and he will hang himself with it.

[Tequila]

Thats your response to him basically calling to worst poster on the board.

[Keyser Soze]

dont worry, you're in no danger of losing that title.

[Tequila]

How is it my title?