Gonzo

Ken'sPen · 02-08-2006, 08:04 PM

I am asking you.....
as a member of this board, and as a person I think of as a friend,
to cell Keyser

put him in the cell until he promises that he will refrain from hitting the "Submit" button until he has written something worth reading.

He injects himself into every conversation, and brings it to a halt.

Either he will make a string of sucky posts until conversation grinds to a stop,
or he forces someone to point out how badly he sucks

either way, his presence is killing the board....

please consider it.

thanks.

Ken'sPen · 02-08-2006, 08:05 PM

these are but a couple examples of how bad it's getting....

"nope, i just pooped. my pipes work like clockwork. thanks for the concern. though your continuous fascination with bowel movements is disturbing. "

"which explains your poor record with the ladies. "

"i know you are but what am i!?!?! "

"actually i didnt top this thread, someone else did. i just responded to it. "

"your posts about my sucking are lamer than my actual sucking."

"i have a brilliant idea. " CLEARLY A LIE.

Keyser Soze · 02-08-2006, 08:10 PM

your obsession is delicious.

Keyser Soze · 02-08-2006, 08:11 PM

i have a brilliant idea.

cell us both until we decide to end this boring, tired game of cat and mouse.

Mad · 02-08-2006, 08:19 PM

Men of honor would duel at thirty paces with cap and ball pistols.

shortnfugly · 02-08-2006, 08:45 PM

fuck the cap and ball. Hand them each a machete, a grenade and an fully loaded AK47, throw them in the woods and see who survives.....

My money is on Ken.

Luna · 02-08-2006, 09:16 PM

I would like to kick Keyser in the 'nads.

kthnx

Ken'sPen · 02-08-2006, 09:18 PM

The grenade and AK would only slow me down....

Hoon · 02-08-2006, 09:41 PM

The death tools listed about are provided courtesy of Mad.

Keyser Soze · 02-08-2006, 09:42 PM

Quote:cell us both until we decide to end this boring, tired game of cat and mouse.

Goatweed · 02-08-2006, 09:46 PM

celling would do no good since everyone else would be able to post along with you like theyre doing now.

just hash it out here already, what difference does a forum make? Youve managed to spread it out practically all over the board as it is.

HollywoodJewMoses · 02-08-2006, 09:46 PM

how about you both lose your computers and stop being magus like?

Ken'sPen · 02-08-2006, 09:46 PM

he's like Kahn,
he keeps missing the target.

Goatweed · 02-08-2006, 09:47 PM

Ken'sPen Wrote:he's like Kahn,
he keeps missing the target.

the Trek geek in me just chortled.

Ken'sPen · 02-08-2006, 09:48 PM

that was just for you baby.

Arpikarhu · 02-08-2006, 10:14 PM

Keyser Soze Wrote:i have a brilliant idea.

cell us both until we decide to end this boring, tired game of cat and mouse.

you are definitely the mouse in this equation.

GonzoStyle · 02-08-2006, 10:56 PM

I think we do need to have a face off between just ken and keyser, lock em both in the cell and let them get it out of their systems.

then according to keyser we can watch it for free on PPV.

Arpikarhu · 02-08-2006, 11:31 PM

keyser already lost. there is nothing to see now but keysers denial

GonzoStyle · 02-09-2006, 05:01 AM

I bet it would be cooler than bruce lee vs chuck norris in the collesium.

Ken'sPen · 02-09-2006, 03:00 PM

you mentioned chuck norris,
now I gotta go to the website and see if there are any good new "facts" about him.