Things I hate (besides Keyser)

Hawt Baux · 02-13-2006, 07:50 PM

I hate running out of milk.

Especially when you're in the mood for a snack that requires atleast half a glass of it.

Keyser Soze · 02-13-2006, 07:51 PM

along those same lines, i hate when you only have enough cereal for half a bowl.

shortnfugly · 02-13-2006, 07:53 PM

Always keep an extra box handy for just such days.

i hate when people have 13 items in the 12 items or less express checkout at the supermarket. Don't they know how to fucking count?

Danked · 02-13-2006, 07:53 PM

Quote:along those same lines, i hate when you only have enough cereal for half a bowl.

That's why you make the prior serving a mega-bowl of cereal and use a mixing spoon to eat it.

It's like you're 4 years old all over again!

shortnfugly · 02-13-2006, 07:57 PM

dank is reliving his 430 moments in life again....

LMMFAO. I like the idea though. Can I use a ladel instead of a mixing spoon?

Keyser Soze · 02-13-2006, 07:58 PM

interesting concept, ill have to try that.

lush · 02-13-2006, 07:58 PM

Always look on the bright side of life!

Danked · 02-13-2006, 08:11 PM

I guess you kind of have to when your vagina is a carnivorous lifeform.

lush · 02-13-2006, 09:05 PM

It's what I have to work with!

Danked · 02-13-2006, 09:10 PM

So all this time you didn't want to sleep with Sleeper, it was really just your fear that you might swallow him whole.

lush · 02-13-2006, 09:25 PM

If that makes you sleep better at night, then sure.

Mad · 02-13-2006, 09:28 PM

The world should be glad the HIV factory has closed it's doors.

Hawt Baux · 02-13-2006, 09:31 PM

Where did you hear that current event?

lush · 02-13-2006, 09:34 PM

So my vagina has the HIV?

Ken'sPen · 02-13-2006, 09:35 PM

lush has a very scary vagina.

Danked · 02-13-2006, 09:37 PM

Do you hate her scary vagina, Ken?

Ken'sPen · 02-13-2006, 09:39 PM

I lack the capacity to hate a vagina

except Keyser
BAM!

Danked · 02-13-2006, 09:41 PM

What if it had spiders on it?

And the spiders were wearing clown masks?

And they spoke to you in grandma's voice?

Ken'sPen · 02-13-2006, 09:44 PM

I'm not afraid of clowns,
so that's just silly.....

and some women like luna have VERY thick furry bushes.... and the spiders would blend in with the dense pubic growth.....
and I always hear Grammy's voice in my head when I have sex....

she says things like, "Fuck her, fuck that bitch, bang her cunt good"

Hawt Baux · 02-13-2006, 09:45 PM

Jamming fingers.

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