Dear Hawty,

[Ken'sPen]

It saddens me that the friendship we once shared on YMB is now gone.
and all that is left in your heart for me, is disdain....

please, let's return to the way it once was.....

Ken.

[Danked]

Valentine's Day turns some men into nostalgic vaginas.

Fact!

[Ken'sPen]

Shush....
I never liked you,
and you never liked me,
and that is fine... but there was a day, when Hawty could bring a smile to my face... I miss those days.

[crack hitler]

things change, move on

[Danked]

Are you writing my poster review of yourself for me?

[Ken'sPen]

You've been slacking off, so I was giving you a rough outline to work with.

[Black Lazerus]

Look, the girl doesn't like you anymore! Can't you get that through your asymmetrical head!!

[Ken'sPen]

This really doesn't concern anyone but she and I....

but I will tell you, we had joy,
we had fun.

[Keyser Soze]

haha, stalker!!!

[Ken'sPen]

I hope one day you go quail hunting with Cheney.

[Black Lazerus]

I hope you take an opportunity to go skiing

[Goatweed]

haha, stalker!!!

am I off the hook now?

[Black Lazerus]

any guy who's kid's name is lady killer is never off the hook

[Keyser Soze]

creepy!!!

[Black Lazerus]

instead of doctor goats kid is going to play "lambs" or lock trish in the trunk.

[Goatweed]

so that's a "no" then?

but I never PMed Tricia for a lunch date.

[Ken'sPen]

I hope Keyser get's a job,
as Jayson William's chauffer.

[Keyser Soze]

May a love-starved fruit-fly molest your sister's nectarines.

[Ken'sPen]

you jerks have done a nice job of shitting all over the olive branch I was extending to Hawty,
real fucking nice.

[Keyser Soze]

she doesnt give a fuck anyway