ROONER!!!

[Goatweed]

<3

[Rooner]

Hi pookie. Did goochie tell you how I missed you so a few weeks ago?

[Gooch]

This romance is nearing Dr. Zhivago-level of greatness.

[Goatweed]

Hi pookie. Did goochie tell you how I missed you so a few weeks ago?

he said you said hi, how've you been sweetie? it's been far too long.

[Goatweed]

and just like that, he's gone. fuck.

[Rooner]

He didnt tell you how I said you were in my heart and soul? Leave it to a fucking jew to cheapen something up.

[GonzoStyle]

This romance is nearing Dr. Zhivago-level of greatness.

more like war of the roses.

[Rooner]

This romance is nearing Dr. Zhivago-level of greatness.

more like war of the roses.

5 seconds until a Danny Devito joke is made.

[GonzoStyle]

MEATFLAPS!

[Rooner]

SCREWNICORN!

Shit.

Wait.

White Folks doesnt come here.

Nevermind.

[Goatweed]

He didnt tell you how I said you were in my heart and soul? Leave it to a fucking jew to cheapen something up.

I dont remember the 'heart & soul' part, but my memory isn't so good these days.

I've missed you, buddy. 'tis good to see ya. what's new?

[GonzoStyle]

ey 'member the time I wanted to make rooner a mod and goat threatened to kill me, you 'member.

[Rooner]

He didnt tell you how I said you were in my heart and soul? Leave it to a fucking jew to cheapen something up.

I dont remember the 'heart & soul' part, but my memory isn't so good these days.

I've missed you, buddy. 'tis good to see ya. what's new?

You know shit doesnt change my friend. Just whos throwing it at you.

How bout you, all well in weedland?

[Goatweed]

ey 'member the time I wanted to make rooner a mod and goat threatened to kill me, you 'member.

that never happened, STOP MAKING UP LIES!!!!

[GonzoStyle]

ey 'member the time I wanted to make rooner a mod and goat threatened to kill me, you 'member.

that never happened, STOP MAKING UP LIES!!!!

ARPI WAS RIGHT ABOUT YOU!!!

[Goatweed]

He didnt tell you how I said you were in my heart and soul? Leave it to a fucking jew to cheapen something up.

I dont remember the 'heart & soul' part, but my memory isn't so good these days.

I've missed you, buddy. 'tis good to see ya. what's new?

You know shit doesnt change my friend. Just whos throwing it at you.

How bout you, all well in weedland?

I'm alright, busy as shit lately with the family and stuff. Been better, but I guess it could be a lot worse.

[Rooner]

He didnt tell you how I said you were in my heart and soul? Leave it to a fucking jew to cheapen something up.

I dont remember the 'heart & soul' part, but my memory isn't so good these days.

I've missed you, buddy. 'tis good to see ya. what's new?

You know shit doesnt change my friend. Just whos throwing it at you.

How bout you, all well in weedland?

I'm alright, busy as shit lately with the family and stuff. Been better, but I guess it could be a lot worse.

I do believe we could all make this statement. Except for galt, just cause life is good for that guy.

[Goatweed]

He didnt tell you how I said you were in my heart and soul? Leave it to a fucking jew to cheapen something up.

I dont remember the 'heart & soul' part, but my memory isn't so good these days.

I've missed you, buddy. 'tis good to see ya. what's new?

You know shit doesnt change my friend. Just whos throwing it at you.

How bout you, all well in weedland?

I'm alright, busy as shit lately with the family and stuff. Been better, but I guess it could be a lot worse.

I do believe we could all make this statement. Except for galt, just cause life is good for that guy.

I sense a hint of sarcasm in that post.

[GonzoStyle]

yeah lets just skate past the part where you almost lost it when I wanted to make the great rooner a mod, you are an awful man!

[Goatweed]

cite your sources!