IF i were gay

[GonzoStyle]

If I were gay, I'd wanna - oh, wait, I'm not gay.

hence the whole point of "IF".

fuckstick

[TheGMANN]

If I was gay, you'd all still be disgusting.

I like this Danked kid. He's got moxy.

[Danked]

We can still be friends, guys.

[The Sleeper]

I'm not gonna lie, i'm a bit dissapointed

[Danked]

I like how this thread presupposes that we're all gay already.

[Mad]

Hope the super AIDS gets you all.

[Danked]

Actually, I've decided that if I was gay, I'd go to Mad's house and rape him.

Just to prove that I could.

[HollywoodJewMoses]

when i think of mads place of residence, i think of the crazy guy from black sheep.

[TheGMANN]

Could you imagine how high you'd get from sucking on Danked's cock ?

[Goatweed]

If I were weed, how would you smoke me?

slowly, so as to savor every moment.

[Danked]

We do this theoretical homosexual stuff entirely too often.

It's making me uncomfortable.

[Charles Manson]

theohomophobe

[GonzoStyle]

I like how this thread presupposes that we're all gay already.

hey maaaan, I said "IF", you're the one who seems to be confused and full of self doubt and issues.

[Goatweed]

yeah, I mean it's not like any of us have shot their own cum in their face or anything.

[GonzoStyle]

ONCE

[Goatweed]

that's like sayin' "once I let this guy fuck me in the ass - but I'm not gay or anything"

[Mad]

Actually, I've decided that if I was gay, I'd go to Mad's house and rape him.

Just to prove that I could.

It's a damn good thing that attempted rape is one of the conditions for justifiable homicide. Not that you'd ever get that close, but it's always nice having options.

Smelly hippie homo.

[Rooner]

Those that have met me, would I be first on any of your lists? I think Pat would put me first, to angry fuck me.

[Ronin]

you'd make number 5 Rooner, behind suzie, dru, crx and luna.

[Rooner]

Youve never met me donkey.