So I went to the doctor yesterday and

[Rooner]

Shakira

[GonzoStyle]

ikeaboy

[Galt]

My doctor told me to eat more vegetables.

[Ronin]

i'm not ikeaboy..

and Shakira is sooo 2005.

[Goatweed]

My doctor told me to eat more vegetables.

my nutritionist said the same thing, I need to eat more green veggies. As if I didnt have enough bullshit to deal with, now I gotta eat like a rabbit.

[Charles Manson]

My doctor told me to stop doing heroin, stop smoking, stop doing skoal, and start talking to other people except the same 12 anonymous assholes on a messageboard.

[Goatweed]

0-4 huh?

[Charles Manson]

you gonna smoke some pot, man!?!?

[Goatweed]

not tonight, I got a headache.

[Charles Manson]

that's a shame. I bet you got some kiiiiiillllllleeeeerrrrrr weeeeeeeeeeed!

[Goatweed]

not really, but what I got does the job nicely.

come by, we'll hang & stuff. Bring your helmet.

[Charles Manson]

yeah we can trade the same anecdote 6000 times!

[Goatweed]

sure, why not.

[Charles Manson]

and your wife?

[GonzoStyle]

if charlie is comin over and I am not invited, I will firebomb your house.

[Goatweed]

and your wife?

no, she's not into H users.

if charlie is comin over and I am not invited, I will firebomb your house.

if he shows up, chances are he'll beat you to it.