Why does Keyser Suck?

Black Lazerus · 03-30-2006, 04:00 PM

Luna Wrote:
Black Lazerus Wrote:when the greats are mentioned i never make the list. thanks ken that really hurts.
well I think you're great.

now, do you have a huge cock? is it true what they say about guys like you?

... yes

Luna · 03-30-2006, 04:01 PM

Black Lazerus Wrote:
Luna Wrote:
Black Lazerus Wrote:when the greats are mentioned i never make the list. thanks ken that really hurts.
well I think you're great.

now, do you have a huge cock? is it true what they say about guys like you?

... yes

YOWZERS!!!1 that's so cool.

Keyser Soze · 03-30-2006, 04:02 PM

bony asses need not apply, laz likes the nice heart shaped booties.

Black Lazerus · 03-30-2006, 04:06 PM

he is correct on that plus brohters need some extra back there so that we don't hurt you.

Hoon · 03-30-2006, 05:06 PM

i like a nice big, firm ass and alittle kanye west, too.
some whore in my ancestry must've tasted the forbidden fruit at some point.
i can see her now, walking down the long and winding dirty path in her petty coat carrying a lantern down to the slave quarters..

Luna · 03-30-2006, 05:10 PM

Keyser Soze Wrote:bony asses need not apply, laz likes the nice heart shaped booties.

no, that's cool... I was just asking.... I didn't think he'd be interested in my bony ass anyway. I'm ugly with a gaping vagina and fried egg boobs, y'know.

Keyser Soze · 03-30-2006, 05:12 PM

yes, we know.

Black Lazerus · 03-30-2006, 05:22 PM

Hoon Wrote:i like a nice big, firm ass and alittle kanye west, too.
some whore in my ancestry must've tasted the forbidden fruit at some point.
i can see her now, walking down the long and winding dirty path in her petty coat carrying a lantern down to the slave quarters..

... coming back satisfied with a big grin on her face.

Arpikarhu · 03-30-2006, 07:12 PM

Keyser Soze Wrote:ken elicits more douche chills than anyone in recent message board memory.

i am serious when i say that award actually goes to you. ken has made one thread too many about how bad you are, but you really are bad.
sometimes i get embarrassed for you when i read some of the things you post.

Keyser Soze · 03-30-2006, 07:18 PM

good for you!

Ken'sPen · 03-30-2006, 07:19 PM

I actually wanted this thread to delve into why he sucks, and how what he can do to stop, and not simply be a rehash of the fact.

Hoon · 03-30-2006, 07:28 PM

keyser could create a table:

1= ok
2= no
3= i dont know
4= i agree

that way instead of having to type words, he could just type #1-#4 and we'd know what he meant.

Ken'sPen · 03-30-2006, 07:45 PM

good point hoon,
most of his posts are just to comment on someone elses.... to agree or disagree....

He could start a thread in an unused forum, and link the posts he wants to comment on, and just post the number from the table......

Arpikarhu · 03-30-2006, 07:49 PM

Hoon Wrote:keyser could create a table:

1= ok
2= no
3= i dont know
4= i agree

that way instead of having to type words, he could just type #1-#4 and we'd know what he meant.

i already did this and much better

Hoon · 03-30-2006, 07:56 PM

DAMN!

Arpikarhu · 03-30-2006, 08:25 PM

i had a marquee in my status with the options and it was festive. ahh! the golden age of CDIH!

Goatweed · 03-30-2006, 08:43 PM

indeed, those were fun times.

Keyser Soze · 03-30-2006, 10:11 PM

it wont let me just type 4

Goatweed · 03-30-2006, 10:19 PM

4.

Hoon · 03-30-2006, 10:19 PM

then its not your fault.
how about 4 with an exclamation point?