DIG & Hoon

[Charles Manson]

Being manic depressive is a bitch isn't it?

[GonzoStyle]

Must be like snorting heroin, amirite!!!

[Ken'sPen]

Gonzo....
you left when I was gone,
you returned when I posted.....

don't pretend otherwise.

[Black Lazerus]

ah no he spoke to me by phone i asked him to come back

[Arpikarhu]

if gonzo ate grapes you would shit wine.

[Hoon]

One of the guys at the sheetmetal shop, here at work made me a giant paper clip as a gag.

I'm going to print out all these anti-gonzo posts and clip them together with it and when I inevitably make mod, you're all going to pay.

[Arpikarhu]

my posts are not anti-gonzo. they are an homage.

[Goatweed]

ah no he spoke to me by phone i asked him to come back

me too! I had to make it brief tho, jr. was being difficult.

[GonzoStyle]

If arpi called me I would have died from the excitement

[Arpikarhu]

dont have your number or i would have.

[GonzoStyle]

dont have your number or i would have.

I have yours, await my call.

[Hoon]

I bet you get his secretary..
'Good afternoon, Mr. Schwartzmillers residence, this is Dawn, can I help you?'

[Arpikarhu]

no secretary. my valet will answer the phone.

[Black Lazerus]

' excuse me sir, but there is a Mr. gonzostyle on the line"

[Arpikarhu]

"tell him i am busy in the counting room"

[GonzoStyle]

Do you swim in your money vault like uncle scrooge?

[Arpikarhu]

i tried to once. its not as easy as that duck makes it seem.

[GonzoStyle]

That looked amazing though, that duck had a gift. I tried to fill my tub with pennies as a kid and swim in that but all I got was a bad skin rash and a gash on my shoulder.

[Arpikarhu]

i had similar difficulties

[GonzoStyle]

except instead of pennies you used silver dollars, AMIRITE!!!