christians are funny

GonzoStyle · 05-15-2006, 08:28 PM

so I finally got to meet one of those "the world is six thousand years old" people and his arguments trully amazed me but then began to bore me. So I asked him the question that usually will stump most of these nuts, "so I get the whole God created the heaven and earth pish posh but my question is, where did god come from?"

that usually gets them to thinking, I havent had one of them answer me tho.

I was just amazed that these people actually existed outside of the internet and fox news.

Ronin · 05-15-2006, 08:40 PM

you should have turned it around and tried to convert them to Gonzostyleism.

Goatweed · 05-15-2006, 08:45 PM

God didn't come from anywhere, He always was, is and will be - convenient, huh?

diceisgod · 05-15-2006, 10:51 PM

The muslims are definitley going to win. They're screwballs and nuts too but they'll cut your fucking head off. Turning the other cheek aint gonna do.

HedCold · 05-16-2006, 01:34 AM

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diceisgod · 05-16-2006, 10:44 AM

welcome to three weeks ago!

HedCold · 05-16-2006, 11:19 AM

you mean like 3 years ago?

i like that part though

GonzoStyle · 05-16-2006, 01:03 PM

God came from the big bang... get it!!!! LOL.

HedCold · 05-16-2006, 01:11 PM

i love how kirk camaron sits there giggling as if it all makes so much sense and everyone else is stupid for not believing

GonzoStyle · 05-16-2006, 01:35 PM

Well that's what always gets me, because as sure as we are in our conclusions and confident that we are right... they feel the same exact way and view us as we do them.

So maybe we are the wrong ones and dinosaurs did exist 5,000 years ago and darwin was a kook.

And God only spoke to hermits in caves and guys on mountains a couple thousand years ago and decided to stop all of a sudden.

Keyser Soze · 05-16-2006, 03:11 PM

he talks to hermits on 6th and 14th street.

GonzoStyle · 05-16-2006, 03:25 PM

theres hermits on 14th street, ohhhhhhhhh!!!!

HedCold · 05-16-2006, 03:39 PM

would i pass them on my way to chipotle?

GonzoStyle · 05-16-2006, 03:54 PM

I bet the lord loves him some chipolte

Keyser Soze · 05-16-2006, 04:05 PM

qdoba > chipolte

diceisgod · 05-18-2006, 11:00 AM

yeah everybody funny

GonzoStyle · 05-18-2006, 02:01 PM

go snort

Hawt Baux · 05-18-2006, 02:38 PM

My brother's wife is Pentacostal.

When i was 16 he used to make me go to church with her so he wouldnt have to.

This black woman would always "speak in tongues" and they would dance around the room like a bunch of tribal savages.

So uncomfortable.

Keyser Soze · 05-18-2006, 02:39 PM

that explains so much

GonzoStyle · 05-18-2006, 03:05 PM

no it really doesn't, if anything it raises more questions.