I've hit a new low: i got rejected by my dermatologist today

The Sleeper · 06-09-2006, 04:32 AM

I was getting a skin check cause i have lots of weird moles and she's touching me all over the place. then she asks me if i have any moles in my groin area. i say maybe i have 1 or 2. then instead of manually checking the area, she asks me to point it out! i disgruntedly point to the small mole on my cock and she quickly goes "that looks fine!" and moves on.

The Jays · 06-09-2006, 06:03 AM

have you been eating pudding?

diceisgod · 06-09-2006, 10:41 AM

mole mole mole mole!

Mad · 06-09-2006, 12:46 PM

You sunbathe at Fire Island?

Goatweed · 06-09-2006, 01:04 PM

next time work up a hardon before she looks.

release the bats · 06-09-2006, 01:40 PM

you have a mole on your cock?

The Sleeper · 06-09-2006, 01:44 PM

yea i have penis cancer

Mad · 06-09-2006, 01:46 PM

I have one or two freckles on my cock, but all the nurses smile when they see mine.

The Sleeper · 06-09-2006, 01:52 PM

yea it's a freckle. it's not hairy or anything

Keyser Soze · 06-09-2006, 01:56 PM

thats not a mole, thats his cock

The Sleeper · 06-09-2006, 01:59 PM

that was footlarious!

TheGMANN · 06-09-2006, 02:11 PM

Freak.

GonzoStyle · 06-09-2006, 02:20 PM

Your mistake was "disgruntedly" pointing to your cock, you shoulda taken it out and started to caress it and point at it in a loving fashion.

she woulda followed your lead.

The Sleeper · 06-09-2006, 02:22 PM

i figured i could at least get some action for my $20 co-pay

GonzoStyle · 06-09-2006, 02:23 PM

next time you will know better, have it trimmed, clean and looking spiffy and be more loving with your cock.

Keyser Soze · 06-09-2006, 02:30 PM

you could have pulled a jay mohr and asked her what are we gonna do about this.

Goatweed · 06-09-2006, 09:55 PM

The Sleeper Wrote:i figured i could at least get some action for my $20 co-pay

go to a Geisha girl.