Blonde jokes

[LZMF1]

what do you call a blonde walking on her hands?


a brunette with bad breath

[JerseyThunder]

What do you get when a blonde dyes her hair brown?

Artifical intelligence.

[HollywoodJewMoses]

:rofl: :rofl: old jets hat :rofl: :rofl:

[Jack]

These are pretty old but still funny jokes.

[PeterDragon]

The Blonde & the Coke Machine

There was a beautiful young blonde who was going to a soda machine and she arrived there just before a business man coming to quench his thirst.

She opened her purse and put in 50 cents, studied the machine a little, pushed a Diet Coke selection, and out came a Diet Coke which she placed on a counter by the machine.

Then she reached in her purse again and pulled out a dollar and inserted it in the machine. Studying the machine carefully, she pushed the button for Coke Classic and out came a Coke Classic and 50 cents change.

She immediately took the 50 cents and put it in the machine, studied it for a moment and pushed the Mountain Dew button. Out came a Mountain Dew.

As she was reaching into her purse again, the business man who had been waiting patiently for several minutes now spoke up. "Excuse me Ms. but are you done yet?"

She looked at him and indignantly replied: "Well Duhhh!, I'm still winning." :poke:

[crx girl]

i'm gonna go ahead and say i haven't laughed yet...

[JerseyThunder]

I'm gonna go ahead and say that if listen closely, you might hear the sound of me not caring.

[crx girl]

oh no what ever shall i do. is life even worth living? uicide:

[JerseyThunder]

Shhhhhh!! You're not listening. :-D

[PeterDragon]

Crx, No one said your supposed to laugh at these........
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Three women escaped from prison. One was a redhead, one a brunette,and one
a blonde. They ran for miles until they came upon an old barn where they
decided to hide in the hayloft and rest. When they climbed up ,they found
three large gunnysacks and decided to climb into them for camouflage.

About an hour later the sheriff and his deputy came into the barn. The
sheriff told his deputy to go up and check out the hayloft.When he got up
there the sheriff asked him what he saw and the deputy yelled back,"just
three gunnysacks." The sheriff told him to find out what was in them, so
the deputy kicked the first sack, which had the redhead in it. She went,
"Bow-wow", so the deputy told the sheriff there was a dog in it.

Then he kicked the sack with the brunette in it. She went, "Meow",so the
deputy told the sheriff there was a cat in it.

Then he kicked the one with the blonde in it, and there was no sound at
all. So he kicked it again, and finally the blonde said, "Potatoes".

[Jack]

The Blonde & the Coke Machine

She immediately took the 50 cents and put it in the machine, studied it for a moment and pushed the Mountain Dew button. Out came a Mountain Dew.

Since when did Coke make Mountain Dew? :clueless:

[Danked]

Shut up and giggle, Jack.

[Jack]

Am I a little school girl now? neak:

[Danked]

::pulls Jack's pigtails::

[JerseyThunder]

::takes Jack's pigtail's and dips them in ink wells::

[PeterDragon]

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The Blonde & the Coke Machine


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She immediately took the 50 cents and put it in the machine, studied it for a moment and pushed the Mountain Dew button. Out came a Mountain Dew.


Since when did Coke make Mountain Dew?

Hey, she was a blonde!! - get it!!

(OK, I didn't write these Damn jokes - and I didn't know I'd have to proof-read them) :moonie:

[Baker]

Q: How does a blonds brain cell die?
A: Alone.

[Jack]

:disappointed:

[Goatweed]

I thought it was funny, Baker :thumbs-up:

[Baker]

Thank god one person backs me up. :-D