the magic bullet

HedCold · 06-23-2006, 01:44 PM

so joobies has some imitation magic bullet knock off, and its just as amazing as in the infomercial. the other night i threw some strawberrys, ice and yogurt in a cup and had a smoothie ready to go in seconds. i'm excited to go home today and use this thing later.
anyone else have one?

Goatweed · 06-23-2006, 02:55 PM

for a second I thought this was about a sextoy.

and no, I have neither the sextoy or the mini-blender - I'm sure both are loads of fun tho!

HedCold · 06-23-2006, 03:15 PM

i think first i'll make a kool aid slushie

GonzoStyle · 06-23-2006, 04:06 PM

I thought we were gonna discuss various theories on the kennedy assassination.

HedCold · 06-23-2006, 04:09 PM

this is way more exciting

GonzoStyle · 06-23-2006, 04:10 PM

back and to the left, back and to the left.

Goatweed · 06-23-2006, 05:29 PM

I fell asleep in the theater trying to watch that piece of garbage - true story.

Keyser Soze · 06-23-2006, 05:53 PM

what the fuck is the magic bullet?

GonzoStyle · 06-24-2006, 02:36 AM

the thing your boyfriend shoves up your ass

Goatweed · 06-24-2006, 02:53 AM

wouldnt that be his cock?

Goatweed · 06-24-2006, 02:54 AM

and when did Keyser switch teams?

The Jays · 06-24-2006, 03:03 AM

Keyser Soze Wrote:what the fuck is the magic bullet?

<a class="postlink" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magic_Bullet">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magic_Bullet</a>

This device has one of the most surreal infomercials I've seen in a while

<a class="postlink" href="http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8402152677961194072&q=magic+bullet&pl=true">http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid ... et&pl=true</a>

GonzoStyle · 06-24-2006, 03:03 AM

Goatweed Wrote:wouldnt that be his cock?

yeah but I was also sayin his man has a small cock.

Goatweed · 06-24-2006, 03:11 AM

ah, I see. good one!

Black Lazerus · 06-24-2006, 08:46 PM

maybe you should hook joobies up with one of these so you both can be happyhttp://www.somethingsexyboutique.com/car...4000&a=139

HedCold · 06-24-2006, 09:14 PM

i have all the magic she needs

Goatweed · 06-24-2006, 10:02 PM

see that's what I thought it was!

GonzoStyle · 06-24-2006, 10:53 PM

HedCold Wrote:i have all the magic she needs

that line is even funnier if you picture joseph whispering that in retort to the original statement.

Keyser Soze · 06-26-2006, 05:50 AM

its a fucking blender?

HedCold · 06-26-2006, 12:33 PM

its the most amazing blender ever, but fucking is not involved.