the magic bullet

GonzoStyle · 06-28-2006, 12:52 PM

The Jays Wrote:As I watch the infomercial, I wonder to myself, why are there so many people over the house for breakfast? I like to think they spent the night having a wild orgy, with the hosts secretly planning to exhaust their guests to the point of submission and suggestion.

That would make an already excellent infomercial, even better.

WOW greg, the magic bullet REALLY is the most versatile prouduct I have ever seen and how much would YOU expect to pay for a product like the magic bullet?

WELL cynthia, once we get back from me running a train on you and your drunken whore of a sister, we'll let YOU know.... that is IF you can clean the cum off your stupid face in time.

Hoon · 06-28-2006, 08:13 PM

why try to make sense of having a house full for breakfast when the driving point to ginsu knives in the 90's was that it could cut a soda can in half then turn right around and slice a tomato!

Mad · 06-28-2006, 10:51 PM

Keyser Soze Wrote:my ancestors are whiter than yours. (bari)

Bullshit negro lover.

I'm blond haired, blue eyed with a German look (as per friends from Germany).

You are a mud person at best.

Charles Manson · 06-28-2006, 11:23 PM

I'm a mutt and have like five different nationalities. I come from stock that has stewed for two generations in the slums and filth of phildelphia. I'm a walking genetic dumpster. I'd rather be a nigger at least they're pure bred.

Keyser Soze · 06-29-2006, 12:14 AM

Mad Wrote:
Keyser Soze Wrote:my ancestors are whiter than yours. (bari)

Bullshit negro lover.

I'm blond haired, blue eyed with a German look (as per friends from Germany).

You are a mud person at best.

keep telling yourself that, eggplant.

GonzoStyle · 06-29-2006, 06:14 PM

you're sicilian, kettle.

Keyser Soze · 06-29-2006, 06:16 PM

uh no. my ancestors are from bari.

GonzoStyle · 06-29-2006, 06:19 PM

hey you're the one who said you were sicilian a couple days ago, then again you're a ditz.

Keyser Soze · 06-29-2006, 06:25 PM

i may be a ditz, but i'm not sicilian.

Mad · 06-29-2006, 10:21 PM

Just straight Moor, nigger.

Keyser Soze · 06-29-2006, 10:54 PM

you're the eggplant, sicilian, not me buddy. embrace it. stop self hating.

The Jays · 06-30-2006, 03:41 AM

blah blah blah, insert overused insult from True Romance, stupid!

GonzoStyle · 06-30-2006, 07:42 PM

he just said he was eggplant a couple days ago, fuckin ditz!

Goatweed · 06-30-2006, 10:23 PM

omg you said eggplant!!!

GonzoStyle · 07-01-2006, 02:49 AM

you know what they call a quarter pounder in paris????!!!!

Goatweed · 07-01-2006, 05:08 AM

a Royale with Cheese

GonzoStyle · 07-01-2006, 03:28 PM

you're no fun

Goatweed · 07-02-2006, 02:47 AM

you've known me for what, 5-6 years, and you're just noticing this now?

GonzoStyle · 07-02-2006, 04:03 AM

no more kids for you until your posting improves.

Hawt Baux · 07-02-2006, 04:40 AM

You're all overlooking the most important part of this thread...DIG wishes he were a nigger.