this is the official "albert pujols is a beast and....

[Keyser Soze]

steroids are undetectable with the way they test in baseball. HGH is only found in blood tests.

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[Goatweed]

you dont wanna believe it, but damn.

[GonzoStyle]

yeah a rumor on the internet, those are reliable.

[Goatweed]

well those eggplant rumors were true...

[GonzoStyle]

LOL

[Goatweed]

I'm trying dammit!!!

[GonzoStyle]

if that's what you wanna call it.

[Goatweed]

what would you call it then?

[GonzoStyle]

empire records

[Goatweed]

well played

[GonzoStyle]

pay attention boy, you may learn a thing or two about a thing or two.

[Goatweed]

that sounds familiar...

[GonzoStyle]

were you always like this or is it more amplified because no one posts?

[Goatweed]

probably a little of both.

[Galt]

by the way, I am beating Bloody Anus in our fantasy baseball league.

[GonzoStyle]

I finally moved out of 9th place, woo hoo!

[Bloody Anus]

When I lose in the first round of the playoffs, I will blame it on the fact that half the league has not logged in in weeks, making it impossible for me to make any trades that will improve my team - especially after losing Liriano.

[Charles Manson]

fun huh?

[GonzoStyle]

blame it on the rain, thats what those yellow niggers did.

and I should be beaten to death for trading ryan howard for jeff kent.

[Keyser Soze]

i robbed you nigga!!!

i also took derek lowe off sleepers hands for basically nothing (gagne)

and just picked up delmon young who will be throwing bats at major league umpires in a matter of days.