Do I really need them?

[Galt]

While filling out my flex-benfits forms for my new job, I discovered that with my company's Accidental Death & Dismemberment coverage, if I become a qudrapalegic I get $1,000,000. If I lose an arm or leg, I get $750k, a hand nets me $500k, and if I lose the thumb and forefinger on the same hand, I get $250k.

There doesn't seem to be an appropriate gap between what those maladies are worth.

But seriously, $250k to lose a thumb and forefinger!?!

[Mad]

How would you jerk off without them?

[Galt]

I'm Irish. I only need one hand.

[GonzoStyle]

you get double if you them on a train!!!

[Galt]

you get double if you them on a train!!!

your gibberish vexes me.

[Danked]

Your code vexes the internet.

[GonzoStyle]

you get double if you them on a train!!!

your gibberish vexes me.

it was a reference to a pre-1972 film. Sorry, I forgot who I was dealing with.

[Galt]

what do I need to do to them on a train to double my money?

[drusilla]

you would at least think that galt saw fatal instinct.

[Galt]

yeah, well you shouldn't think because then you make a thi out of n and k

[drusilla]

what's happened to you in all that time you were gone?

[GonzoStyle]

I was referring to "double indemnity"

[drusilla]

i got you buddy

[GonzoStyle]

ooh i dont like black a white movies cause it hurts my eyes!!!

[Galt]

I have actually seen double indemnity.

My point WAS THAT GONZO LEFT OUT A FUCKING WORD FROM HIS SENTENCE.

[GonzoStyle]

no to get pissy

[Galt]

I quit the board.

[Mad]

Faggot.

[GonzoStyle]

what's with all of anger?

[Goatweed]

I've missed Galt.