SPEAKING OF RETARDS

[GonzoStyle]

So I was going back into the locker room yesterday and there is like this turn you have to make and this kid is standing in front of me. I say excuse me, yet he still stands there, butt naked with not even some slippers on atleast, dripping wet.

So I say again excuse me but I dont wanna touch him, so I turn to the guy next to me and say "what is this kid retarded?"

and guess what, HE WAS RETARDED!!!

oh man did I feel like a silly little pillick.

[GonzoStyle]

I BET YOU FELT RETARDED!!!

[GonzoStyle]

oh snap, sick burn!!!

[Luna]

step away from the freeze-dried coffee... I repeat: STEP AWAY FROM THE FREEZE-DRIED COFFEE.

[GonzoStyle]

this was yesterday!

I felt really bad too, cause he was getting dissed by his "friend". He was walking around and for whatever reason he took a shower BEFORE working out, then again he is a retard.

But his friend was all like "im gonna jog, why don you go swimming, i cant be waiting for you"

and the kid kept on standing there and waiting for him but the guy kept on trying to ditch him.

I felt really bad, I still do just remembering it.

[Ronin]

you should feel bad..

[Goatweed]

retard hater!!

[GonzoStyle]

I love retards, they are like little loyal pet monkeys.

[Hawt Baux]

Well, at least you didn't bodyslam him and break his fibula when he wouldn't move.

[drusilla]

leave my brother out of this! & it was an arm. & it was a she!

[Hawt Baux]

Everyone else-"semi-normal conversating"

Beth-"mememememe".

Get over yourself!

[Mad]

CAT FIGHT!

[drusilla]

never. she loves me.

[Mad]

Freaking teases.

[GonzoStyle]

beth vs. maria would be awesome, cause it would literally be a T & A fight.

[lush]

My money is on Maria.

[Mad]

The dirty girl always wins.

[GonzoStyle]

I dunno, it would finally answer the question, which is stronger tits or ass?

Beths tits will have the weight advantage.

[lush]

Maria's ass is like a wrecking ball. Just ask the fan.

[Keyser Soze]

id pay to watch that