Hoon Vs. Next Best Thing Lumberjack match thread......

[Luna]

I personally don't care how it's run... let's get that clear.

And you ain't nuttin' Hoonypie... you is just a dawg on a short leash.

woof!

[Goatweed]

is splatt still there? is she still a cunt?

[Luna]

is splatt still there? is she still a cunt?

dot deleted splatt.

[GonzoStyle]

is splatt still there? is she still a cunt?

dot deleted splatt.

oooh man, thats awesome. I guess i was wrong about Dot, she aint a bad old crow after all.

[Next Best Thing]

It's incredible that an ugly broad that flips pizzas for a living thinks she can hold sway over the Mighty Thing. Unlike Hoon, I spit in the face of these cunts. Fuck them, The Thing will blaze trails elsewhere.

[Luna]

In total there are 14 users online :: 8 Registered, 0 Hidden and 6 Guests

[Hoon]

I will throw the first spear.
Hoon, in unprecedented PUSSY fashion, backtracked on his original Imperial decision after being scolded by dot, a middle-aged unattractive board slut.
That's Strike 1.

You clearly broke a rule on a board that is completely different than this.
That board has a purpose, is paid for by a corporation, has more traffic than cdih or mybackpages could see in a decade and requires certain rules.

I took your side on many issues.
In the end, you clearly broke a rule and got the proper warning.
You persisted, I warned you again and your response was for me to basically go fuck myself, that you didn't need that place. Yet, you're angry for being removed from it.

Contradictory on your part? Yes.
Confusing? No. You love that place. You're addicted to it.
So is ken and so is Luna... and I help run it now.

if an when you're let back in, you will refer to me as "Hardass Huey" or you'll be promptly reprimanded.

[GonzoStyle]

oh man, no hidden people, seph must be busy weeping somewhere.

[Goatweed]

is splatt still there? is she still a cunt?

dot deleted splatt.

oooh man, thats awesome. I guess i was wrong about Dot, she aint a bad old crow after all.

werent they friends or something? I forget.

[Next Best Thing]

You see, folks, wherever The Thing goes on the internet, he's a hit.

I don't have to rely on a stale, expired reputation for hi-jinks that I've been failing to live up to ever since I sold my soul to a collection of fat women with bad breath and dried up quims.

[Hoon]

I personally don't care how it's run... let's get that clear.

And you ain't nuttin' Hoonypie... you is just a dawg on a short leash.

woof!

yes you do.
everyone wants to be accepted.

and the way to acceptence is through me, my child.
that's not ego. that's fact.

[Goatweed]

Hoon said we have no traffic WTF!!!

[Hoon]

You see, folks, wherever The Thing goes on the internet, he's a hit.

I don't have to rely on a stale, expired reputation for hi-jinks that I've been failing to live up to ever since I sold my soul to a collection of fat women with bad breath and dried up quims.

speaking of astheticly challenged mops...
later in this thread i will be posting pictures of your current love interest, shay, here and you will be left to defend your tastes.

i will use this leverage to negate your qualifications of taste in wmen, rendering your opinion of our stock, irrelevent here.

[Next Best Thing]

I will throw the first spear.
Hoon, in unprecedented PUSSY fashion, backtracked on his original Imperial decision after being scolded by dot, a middle-aged unattractive board slut.
That's Strike 1.

You clearly broke a rule on a board that is completely different than this.
That board has a purpose, is paid for by a corporation, has more traffic than cdih or mybackpages could see in a decade and requires certain rules.

I took your side on many issues.
In the end, you clearly broke a rule and got the proper warning.
You persisted, I warned you again and your response was for me to basically go fuck myself, that you didn't need that place. Yet, you're angry for being removed from it.

Contradictory on your part? Yes.
Confusing? No. You love that place. You're addicted to it.
So is ken and so is Luna... and I help run it now.

if an when you're let back in, you will refer to me as "Hardass Huey" or you'll be promptly reprimanded.

It's a fag board, and you've certainly done your part in earning it's reputation.

Know when I knew that place was in deep trouble? When Hoon posted a G-rated thread about men's shirts, and all the queers from England and Scotland and all the other little dots on my fucking map rushed to give him a fucking cyber-blowjob. And that's the tip of the iceberg, folks. The poor bastard has lost a yard on his fastball, it's sad to see him this way.

[Luna]

Contradictory on your part? Yes.
Confusing? No. You love that place. You're addicted to it.
So is ken and so is Luna... and I help run it now.

huh? dude, if I WANTED to be there, I would be there.

You're a big mod (LMMFAO) now... whoooop-dee-DOO. I'm not impressed.

As a matter of fact , you sound like a raging idiot.

[GonzoStyle]

I will throw the first spear.
Hoon, in unprecedented PUSSY fashion, backtracked on his original Imperial decision after being scolded by dot, a middle-aged unattractive board slut.
That's Strike 1.

You clearly broke a rule on a board that is completely different than this.
That board has a purpose, is paid for by a corporation, has more traffic than cdih or mybackpages could see in a decade and requires certain rules.

I took your side on many issues.
In the end, you clearly broke a rule and got the proper warning.
You persisted, I warned you again and your response was for me to basically go fuck myself, that you didn't need that place. Yet, you're angry for being removed from it.

Contradictory on your part? Yes.
Confusing? No. You love that place. You're addicted to it.
So is ken and so is Luna... and I help run it now.

if an when you're let back in, you will refer to me as "Hardass Huey" or you'll be promptly reprimanded.

Why you gotta bring us into your little fuckin spat, oooh you have traffic. If we wanted a band of retards running around here, we'd get them. We're satisfied with our current retard.

[Next Best Thing]

Here's another thing I've always enjoyed about Hoon - The bullshit, hardass Republican act. This is a cunt who doesn't have the balls to stand up to bossy bitches on an internet site.

Hoon, you're the type of Republican who wouldn't know which end of the gun to point at the sand nigger. I'm fucking appalled.

[GonzoStyle]

Hoon said we have no traffic WTF!!!

shhh, he helps run a board now, its his first time with power.

[Hoon]

I will throw the first spear.
Hoon, in unprecedented PUSSY fashion, backtracked on his original Imperial decision after being scolded by dot, a middle-aged unattractive board slut.
That's Strike 1.

You clearly broke a rule on a board that is completely different than this.
That board has a purpose, is paid for by a corporation, has more traffic than cdih or mybackpages could see in a decade and requires certain rules.

I took your side on many issues.
In the end, you clearly broke a rule and got the proper warning.
You persisted, I warned you again and your response was for me to basically go fuck myself, that you didn't need that place. Yet, you're angry for being removed from it.

Contradictory on your part? Yes.
Confusing? No. You love that place. You're addicted to it.
So is ken and so is Luna... and I help run it now.

if an when you're let back in, you will refer to me as "Hardass Huey" or you'll be promptly reprimanded.

Why you gotta bring us into your little fuckin spat, oooh you have traffic. If we wanted a band of retards running around here, we'd get them. We're satisfied with our current retard.

i was aksed to bring this here by ken.
he told me you invited this little argument here so Thing could "tear me up" on neutral ground.

Apparently, ken misrepresented you and your wishes on the doors board.

[Luna]

I will throw the first spear.
Hoon, in unprecedented PUSSY fashion, backtracked on his original Imperial decision after being scolded by dot, a middle-aged unattractive board slut.
That's Strike 1.

You clearly broke a rule on a board that is completely different than this.
That board has a purpose, is paid for by a corporation, has more traffic than cdih or mybackpages could see in a decade and requires certain rules.

I took your side on many issues.
In the end, you clearly broke a rule and got the proper warning.
You persisted, I warned you again and your response was for me to basically go fuck myself, that you didn't need that place. Yet, you're angry for being removed from it.

Contradictory on your part? Yes.
Confusing? No. You love that place. You're addicted to it.
So is ken and so is Luna... and I help run it now.

if an when you're let back in, you will refer to me as "Hardass Huey" or you'll be promptly reprimanded.

Why you gotta bring us into your little fuckin spat, oooh you have traffic. If we wanted a band of retards running around here, we'd get them. We're satisfied with our current retard.

hey. I heard that.