Holloween Costumes for Hoon......

[Hoon]

ken can go as john mark karr.
there's little or no preparation, just a sweet sweter vest and a close shave.

[GonzoStyle]

unless you are 10 years old or in college, there is no excuse for you to dress up on haloween.

agreed, but sometimes you get invitied to a friend or family party that's not 'costume optional'.

It's times like those that my Mattingly jersey comes in handy.

the resemblence isnt there but you're both used to sub-par performances.

we both have porn staches!!!

sub-par, PFFT!!

they dont let foreskin having freaks do porn

your gay stalking is creeping me out and YES THEY DO!!!

just because you chop off your legs at the knees doesn't make you hoon, just as a porn moustache doesnt make you ron jeremey.

[Ken'sPen]

would you go with me,
and be my little girl?

[Goatweed]

unless you are 10 years old or in college, there is no excuse for you to dress up on haloween.

agreed, but sometimes you get invitied to a friend or family party that's not 'costume optional'.

It's times like those that my Mattingly jersey comes in handy.

the resemblence isnt there but you're both used to sub-par performances.

we both have porn staches!!!

sub-par, PFFT!!

they dont let foreskin having freaks do porn

your gay stalking is creeping me out and YES THEY DO!!!

just because you chop off your legs at the knees doesn't make you hoon, just as a porn moustache doesnt make you ron jeremey.

I'd never want to be Ron Jeremy - he's a nice guy and all, but yuck!!

[Hoon]

would you go with me,
and be my little girl?

no, my bill is full.

i'm going as all of luna's abortions. im going to cover my with sticky notes reading "Tommy" Jeana" "Cory" etc...

[GonzoStyle]

unless you are 10 years old or in college, there is no excuse for you to dress up on haloween.

agreed, but sometimes you get invitied to a friend or family party that's not 'costume optional'.

It's times like those that my Mattingly jersey comes in handy.

the resemblence isnt there but you're both used to sub-par performances.

we both have porn staches!!!

sub-par, PFFT!!

they dont let foreskin having freaks do porn

your gay stalking is creeping me out and YES THEY DO!!!

just because you chop off your legs at the knees doesn't make you hoon, just as a porn moustache doesnt make you ron jeremey.

I'd never want to be Ron Jeremy - he's a nice guy and all, but yuck!!

sorry I dont know porn stars by name, it was a frame of reference, homo.

[Goatweed]

unless you are 10 years old or in college, there is no excuse for you to dress up on haloween.

agreed, but sometimes you get invitied to a friend or family party that's not 'costume optional'.

It's times like those that my Mattingly jersey comes in handy.

the resemblence isnt there but you're both used to sub-par performances.

we both have porn staches!!!

sub-par, PFFT!!

they dont let foreskin having freaks do porn

your gay stalking is creeping me out and YES THEY DO!!!

just because you chop off your legs at the knees doesn't make you hoon, just as a porn moustache doesnt make you ron jeremey.

I'd never want to be Ron Jeremy - he's a nice guy and all, but yuck!!

sorry I dont know porn stars by name, it was a frame of reference, homo.

I'm gay 'cause I know who Ron Jeremy is? Everyone here knows who is is so I guess were all flaming cocksuckers?

[Ken'sPen]

i'm going as all of luna's abortions. im going to cover my with sticky notes reading "Tommy" Jeana" "Cory" etc...

at your stature you could go as a late term abortion too.

[Ken'sPen]

i'm going as all of luna's abortions. im going to cover my with sticky notes reading "Tommy" Jeana" "Cory" etc...

at your stature you could go as a late term abortion too.

[Hoon]

goat is right.

ron jeremy is more popular than aids.

[Hoon]

i'm going as all of luna's abortions. im going to cover my with sticky notes reading "Tommy" Jeana" "Cory" etc...

at your stature you could go as a late term abortion too.

i know








i know

[GonzoStyle]

unless you are 10 years old or in college, there is no excuse for you to dress up on haloween.

agreed, but sometimes you get invitied to a friend or family party that's not 'costume optional'.

It's times like those that my Mattingly jersey comes in handy.

the resemblence isnt there but you're both used to sub-par performances.

we both have porn staches!!!

sub-par, PFFT!!

they dont let foreskin having freaks do porn

your gay stalking is creeping me out and YES THEY DO!!!

just because you chop off your legs at the knees doesn't make you hoon, just as a porn moustache doesnt make you ron jeremey.

I'd never want to be Ron Jeremy - he's a nice guy and all, but yuck!!

sorry I dont know porn stars by name, it was a frame of reference, homo.

I'm gay 'cause I know who Ron Jeremy is? Everyone here knows who is is so I guess were all flaming cocksuckers?

I was inferring that you knew male porn stars by name and were upset I didnt compare you to a sexier one.

[Hoon]

Peter North > Ron jeremy

[Joeybags]

or big dick black

[Goatweed]

unless you are 10 years old or in college, there is no excuse for you to dress up on haloween.

agreed, but sometimes you get invitied to a friend or family party that's not 'costume optional'.

It's times like those that my Mattingly jersey comes in handy.

the resemblence isnt there but you're both used to sub-par performances.

we both have porn staches!!!

sub-par, PFFT!!

they dont let foreskin having freaks do porn

your gay stalking is creeping me out and YES THEY DO!!!

just because you chop off your legs at the knees doesn't make you hoon, just as a porn moustache doesnt make you ron jeremey.

I'd never want to be Ron Jeremy - he's a nice guy and all, but yuck!!

sorry I dont know porn stars by name, it was a frame of reference, homo.

I'm gay 'cause I know who Ron Jeremy is? Everyone here knows who is is so I guess were all flaming cocksuckers?

I was inferring that you knew male porn stars by name and were upset I didnt compare you to a sexier one.

well you could have done better, I agree.

[GonzoStyle]

unless you are 10 years old or in college, there is no excuse for you to dress up on haloween.

agreed, but sometimes you get invitied to a friend or family party that's not 'costume optional'.

It's times like those that my Mattingly jersey comes in handy.

the resemblence isnt there but you're both used to sub-par performances.

we both have porn staches!!!

sub-par, PFFT!!

they dont let foreskin having freaks do porn

your gay stalking is creeping me out and YES THEY DO!!!

just because you chop off your legs at the knees doesn't make you hoon, just as a porn moustache doesnt make you ron jeremey.

I'd never want to be Ron Jeremy - he's a nice guy and all, but yuck!!

sorry I dont know porn stars by name, it was a frame of reference, homo.

I'm gay 'cause I know who Ron Jeremy is? Everyone here knows who is is so I guess were all flaming cocksuckers?

I was inferring that you knew male porn stars by name and were upset I didnt compare you to a sexier one.

well you could have done better, I agree.

The point is donnie sucks as much as you.

[Goatweed]

unless you are 10 years old or in college, there is no excuse for you to dress up on haloween.

agreed, but sometimes you get invitied to a friend or family party that's not 'costume optional'.

It's times like those that my Mattingly jersey comes in handy.

the resemblence isnt there but you're both used to sub-par performances.

we both have porn staches!!!

sub-par, PFFT!!

they dont let foreskin having freaks do porn

your gay stalking is creeping me out and YES THEY DO!!!

just because you chop off your legs at the knees doesn't make you hoon, just as a porn moustache doesnt make you ron jeremey.

I'd never want to be Ron Jeremy - he's a nice guy and all, but yuck!!

sorry I dont know porn stars by name, it was a frame of reference, homo.

I'm gay 'cause I know who Ron Jeremy is? Everyone here knows who is is so I guess were all flaming cocksuckers?

I was inferring that you knew male porn stars by name and were upset I didnt compare you to a sexier one.

well you could have done better, I agree.

we agree to disagree, the man is a god in my eyes. And he'll steal your popcorn & kick your ass afterwards!

[GonzoStyle]

not unless I was a 4 year old, the man is a spineless coward.

[Goatweed]

vortex-killer!!!

and yeah, he's got back broblems but so do I - it's not his fault!!

[Luna]

someone in this thread still has foreskin?

It must be turtleneck season.