Official Tally......

[Jack]

ha ha... cause fat jokes are still funny. ha ha.

[Goatweed]

he's lost a ton of weight, he's fold-less now!

[Arpikarhu]

ha ha... cause fat jokes are still funny. ha ha.

yes, yes they are, sumo boy.

[GonzoStyle]

better than your nigger/cock/i love you/ i hate you schtick.

you could be a super hero who bores criminals to death.

i've hated you for over a year now, and nigger jokes are better than your milleresque quips and zingers relating to 4 year old material.

[Arpikarhu]

they only seem better to you because it is all that you can manage.

[Goatweed]

this doesn't bode well for your return.

[Arpikarhu]

he is just a hater cause he knows that his life is a pathetic meaningless wasteland compared to mine. he is projecting all of his self loathing. i feel only pity for the behemoth and hope to someday help him through his crisis.

[GonzoStyle]

you can start by going away again

[Arpikarhu]

i wish i had 10 foot arms so that i could give you the hug you so desperately need.

[Goatweed]

hugs do make everything better, don't they?

[GonzoStyle]

i wish i had 10 foot arms so that i could give you the hug you so desperately need.

just use your abnormally long fingers

[Ken'sPen]

Arpi and I secrety hope that the weight loss is because of Aids.

[GonzoStyle]

I'd have to leave my couch to get aids.

[Ken'sPen]

I'd have to leave my couch to get aids.

or sit on it with an open wound.

[GonzoStyle]

cause my couch has aids, I get it.

[Ken'sPen]

It's a veritable petrie dish of diseases left by the low lives and degenerates you call house guests.

[GonzoStyle]

You're dead to me, just remember it was you who turned on me Judas.

[Ken'sPen]

I did it for free too!
no silver......

certainly no kiss.

[GonzoStyle]

The blood from the dagger is on your hands, old man!

[Goatweed]

It's a veritable petrie dish of diseases left by the low lives and degenerates you call house guests.

wow, what did Gomez do to you to deserve these harsh words?