Where is Keyser?

[Ken'sPen]

Actually, she contacted me about 5 times in the last two years, .

Usually she is screaming mid orgasm, telling needledick how two black guys are filling both her holes.

We strongly suspect Laz is one of them.

[Galt]

Actually, she contacted me about 5 times in the last two years, and I've ignored her every time.

Two days ago, she sent me this longwinded email about blah blah blah.

I responded: "I win."

Silence.

So I take it you are no longer interested in the pussy?

My ex-girlfriend was rather fuckable, I would certainly take her back if she promised to use her own money from now on.

* She lives in Boston, I live in New York.
* She was great it bed: an ex gymnast who was a squirter.
* I'd happily bang her silly as long as I don't have to spend one minute talking to her in order to set it up.
* She's a miserable cunt.

[Gooch]

galt has no balls to do anything more than flame on a messageboard and complain on how much better he is than anyone else.

Gooch is the world's most efficient psychiatrist. He can tell you everything about you without knowing a single thing about you. He does this by just projecting all of his insecurities on others. Regardless of how baseless these accusations may be.

I win.

[GonzoStyle]

I vouch for galt, he is responsible for my weight loss.

[Ken'sPen]

he gave you aids?

[Next Best Thing]

Actually, she contacted me about 5 times in the last two years, and I've ignored her every time.

Two days ago, she sent me this longwinded email about blah blah blah.

I responded: "I win."

Silence.

So I take it you are no longer interested in the pussy?

My ex-girlfriend was rather fuckable, I would certainly take her back if she promised to use her own money from now on.

* She lives in Boston, I live in New York.
* She was great it bed: an ex gymnast who was a squirter.
* I'd happily bang her silly as long as I don't have to spend one minute talking to her in order to set it up.
* She's a miserable cunt.

I enjoy Boston very much, I get up there several times a year. Post a picture of her & her phone number please.

[GonzoStyle]

he gave you aids?

he said I looked like high pitch eric

[Galt]

[Galt]

he gave you aids?

he said I looked like high pitch eric

Now that you don't any longer, you should post side-by-side pics of the old you and Hi-pitch so everyone can bask my glorious Celebrity Look-a-Like ID skills.

[GonzoStyle]

That's ok buddy!

[Next Best Thing]

She looks exactly like someone from the fag board, one of the major celebrities.

[Galt]

[GonzoStyle]

I tossed my yankee hat.

[Ken'sPen]

Is that your new Ipod?

[Galt]

I bet he's even listening to Biggie.

[GonzoStyle]

bullshit my headphones are white!!!

[Galt]

Maybe they were covered in gravy or bar-b-q sauce.

[GonzoStyle]

More bullshit cause I only use hot sauce.

[Next Best Thing]

Ken, are you doing any more member reviews?

[drusilla]

i'm curious about that too