things that must happen

Next Best Thing · 11-03-2006, 03:36 PM

Ken'sPen Wrote:Gonzo is callin' yer kid ugly,

I bet he spends the better part of the day trying to figure out how to make your picture his avatar.

on another board of course.....

Typical fucking Hasidm, they get skittish when they see a kid who's not wearing a full length black coat and a beanie with a propellor on top.

Abster · 11-03-2006, 03:48 PM

Ken'sPen Wrote:I'm glad she cropped the kid's face,
if I hear one more time how much he looks like me.

You're welcome.

Goatweed · 11-03-2006, 03:58 PM

Abster is fairly fuckable - redheads are usually filthy animals in bed.

Abster · 11-03-2006, 04:08 PM

Goatweed Wrote:Abster is fairly fuckable - redheads are usually filthy animals in bed.

Isn't everybody?

Ken'sPen · 11-03-2006, 04:21 PM

abster is a dirty girl,
I bet that isn't even her kid,
10$ says shes fucking a midget.

Goatweed · 11-03-2006, 04:23 PM

Abster Wrote:
Goatweed Wrote:Abster is fairly fuckable - redheads are usually filthy animals in bed.

Isn't everybody?

do you know or are you currently dating anyone that works as a tunnel or bridge cop?

Abster · 11-03-2006, 04:25 PM

Ken'sPen Wrote:abster is a dirty girl,
I bet that isn't even her kid,
10$ says shes fucking a midget.

That's wishful thinking on your part. Probably that wouldn't even make you seem bigger.

Abster · 11-03-2006, 04:28 PM

Goatweed Wrote:
Abster Wrote:
Goatweed Wrote:Abster is fairly fuckable - redheads are usually filthy animals in bed.

Isn't everybody?

do you know or are you currently dating anyone that works as a tunnel or bridge cop?

Is there some analogy between the tunnel and dirty red heads? But, no.

Ken'sPen · 11-03-2006, 04:36 PM

Abster Wrote:That's wishful thinking on your part. Probably that wouldn't even make you seem bigger.

can you explain the transition of thoughts here?
WHAT wouldn't make me seem bigger?

you are like Keyser, just going to the cliche well.

Abster · 11-03-2006, 04:39 PM

Ken'sPen Wrote:
Abster Wrote:That's wishful thinking on your part. Probably that wouldn't even make you seem bigger.

can you explain the transition of thoughts here?
WHAT wouldn't make me seem bigger?

you are like Keyser, just going to the cliche well.

Okay, I'll walk you through the thought process. You claim I'm fucking a midget. That would be wishful thinking on your part but it would be of no benefit to you because I still wouldn't find your equipment large in comparison. Can you understand the transition of a genius or only ramblings of mad men?

Ken'sPen · 11-03-2006, 05:08 PM

I think when you attempt to make jokes in the future,
you PM them to Gonzo first,
he'll punch them up a bit,
Like Neil Simon helping out a hack script writer.

GonzoStyle · 11-03-2006, 06:20 PM

I love Neil Simon almost as much as I love sticking my dick in blonde haired your boys.

Abster · 11-03-2006, 06:26 PM

GonzoStyle Wrote:I love Neil Simon almost as much as I love sticking my dick in blonde haired your boys.

Awwwwwww

GonzoStyle · 11-03-2006, 06:36 PM

oh man what a freudian slip on my part, I said YOUR boy.

The charade is up

Goatweed · 11-03-2006, 06:52 PM

Abster Wrote:
Goatweed Wrote:
Abster Wrote:
Goatweed Wrote:Abster is fairly fuckable - redheads are usually filthy animals in bed.

Isn't everybody?

do you know or are you currently dating anyone that works as a tunnel or bridge cop?

Is there some analogy between the tunnel and dirty red heads? But, no.

no analogy, it was more of a test - you passed with flying colors.

Abster · 11-03-2006, 07:30 PM

GonzoStyle Wrote:oh man what a freudian slip on my part, I said YOUR boy.

The charade is up

You totally lost me. I need Ken to translate.

GonzoStyle · 11-03-2006, 07:38 PM

Abster Wrote:
GonzoStyle Wrote:oh man what a freudian slip on my part, I said YOUR boy.

The charade is up

You totally lost me. I need Ken to translate.

the post you quoted from me, it read..

Quote:I love Neil Simon almost as much as I love sticking my dick in blonde haired your boys.

hence I made a freudian slip, stupidface.

Ken'sPen · 11-03-2006, 07:43 PM

that should clear it up.

Abster · 11-03-2006, 07:46 PM

I get it. I didn't acknowledge the unfunny joke the first time I read it and responded to it so you tried to improve it with the Freudian slip post. You've been talked up so much as this awesome poster that I foolishly thought I must have missed something. Sadly, I didn't.

GonzoStyle · 11-03-2006, 07:51 PM

you didn't get it, you asked me to explain it and then when you realize how retarded you were for needing to ask for help in explaining it, you get pissed.

I wasnt trying to improve it, I wanted to type "young boys" not "your boy", so it was an actual slip and I didnt notice it until you posted it.

don't be upset that you're a moron and I wanna stick my cock in your boy, it was just a compliment to how smooth his pretty skin looks like.

Last time I try to be nice to a cunt such as yourself.