Election Outcome Predictions......

[Black Lazerus]

i'm the funniest person who ever lived, in person.

ehem

[faceman802]

Question:How would you deal with the recent influx of posters from other message board?

[GonzoStyle]

well I tell him I don't want a secret ballot vote,
and he tells me our votes are secret,

fucking idiot.

sorry, I misread it, no need to get mean about it.

[Ken'sPen]

you misread it because you are a moron.....
Oleander is a decade into Alzheimers,
what's your excuse for being stupid?

[GonzoStyle]

I'm at work and cant have the screen open too long cause people are always walking by.

what a crabby old cunt you've become.

[Ken'sPen]

you are a handfull of IQ points away from singing the alphabet when you file.

[virgingrrl]

:-(

ok that's 3.

i quit.

[GonzoStyle]

you are a handfull of IQ points away from singing the alphabet when you file.

so bitter, did some young punk burn you at the water cooler today?

[Ken'sPen]

I am praying for your next organ to fail.

[GonzoStyle]

did you try to walk in on the young people talking, with a joke you thought was so smooth and no one laughed.

then there was an awkward silence and everyone just went back to their desks and you were left standing there.

[Ken'sPen]

nope,
sounds awful,
how do you deal with it?

[Keyser Soze]

why does ken need constant validation?

[Ken'sPen]

shouldn't you post a picture,
so everyone can tell you how good you look,

The neediest bitch on the board just told me I need validation,
too fuckin' funny.

[GonzoStyle]

It's ok kenny, you're still the coolest of the older crowd.

[Keyser Soze]

when is the last time i posted my picture here?

[GonzoStyle]

I havent smoked crack in 3 months!