The Random Galt & Gonzo Childhood Memories Thread

[virgingrrl]

I've never understood the spitting thing. It would gross me out more to spit it on a clean surface rather than just swallow it.

agreed.

it's already in your mouth, so what's the diffrence.

[GonzoStyle]

I've never understood the spitting thing. It would gross me out more to spit it on a clean surface rather than just swallow it.

<b>!!!GIRLS SHOULDNT READ THIS!!!</b>

Anyways, Spring last year i went to visit my "friend" down in DC. When it was time to wind down we both changed for bed but somewhere along the way we started fooling around(which wasnt something unexpected but we ground ruled no sex).

Anyways, he starts spanking me and i keep egging him on that he hits like a bitch, laughing the entire time. SO it progressed harder and harder until i guess he got really frustrated that we weren't going to fuck so he starts jerking off and comes all over my back and ass, then precedes to work it into my skin until i pull his hand away and lap at it, sucking along his fingers.

The next two days i woke up before him and i was getting bored just laying there so i got int he spooning position and started rubbing between his legs until he finally woke up. It was actually the first id ever been THAT forward in wanting to blow someone but then and even now i kinda "crave" it in a sense but only when i think of him.

So yeah, the first morning he was about to come and went to jerk his hips back but i dove back in and kept sucking until he came in my mouth. Then i sat up and kissed him really hard.

everyone, EVERYONE!!! should read that!

I have a new found love for you now, you wonderful little girl.

So how did Matts cum taste?

[GonzoStyle]

I've never understood the spitting thing. It would gross me out more to spit it on a clean surface rather than just swallow it.

agreed.

it's already in your mouth, so what's the diffrence.

I have honestly never been with a woman who sucked did and didnt swallow, i've had silly bitches who just plain old didnt suck dick at all and you toss those away like that one broken egg you get in the container.

[virgingrrl]

i never knew that it was even an option not to swallow, until a friend of mine told me that she swallowed for the first time.

i was all confused and i was like, "but you have given head before...so what did you do, spit it out?"
she said yeah.

oops.

oh well.

[Mad]

Having a chick fuck your face is truly an amazing thing. Love when they start spitting love goo with the hips grinding away.

[Hawt Baux]

MAtt's cum probably tastes like Sprite and Elios.

[GonzoStyle]

MAtt's cum probably tastes like Sprite and Elios.

and probably has hooker glitter allover it.

[Hawt Baux]

Do spitters carry around one of those little water cooler cups, just incase the situation should ever arise?

Some guys flatout ask for the blowjob, which i dont think is rude but it's just like "well...i was getting there" and then i kind've get putoff and suck with less enthusiasm.

I always, always, always play with the balls too and explore a littler farther back if i recieve no objections but this one kid hated getting his balls rubbed, squeezed, sucked, whatever. So much to the point where i was doing it on purpose to just piss him off because it was baffling me as to why he didnt like it.

And what's the consensus on using teeth?

Because i've found a few guys who like that.

[GonzoStyle]

Now that we've moved onto random sex stories.

I've fucked some freaky bitches and not just freaky like "stick a loofah in my ass and pinch my toes, while you're kicked me in the back of the neck!!"

But like literal freaks and not cause thats all I could get but strictly for the morbid curiosity in me, I guess that could be a fetish my case. I like wanna be able to fuck like every type of chick possible, like I really wanna fuck a blind bitch, just imagine the fuckin possibilities there. But i've fucked a dwarf, an amputee, a bitch missing fingers, missing legs, etc. i've fucked a chick with tourettes, a stutterer, so on and so forth.

I got head from a tard but cause I didnt wanna fuck a tard, just get head from it.

But the abolsute best is fuckin a deaf chick, no doubt, the end!

Just the simple fact that if its dark enough, or if you're doing her in any position where she cant read your lips.. you can just say whatever the fuck you want. So if you're not the "I bet theres a joke there but I dont know how to make it, cause I am devoid of any personality" type, you can have a fuckin blast with that.

The abosolute most fun was this one deaf chick, whose whole family was deaf, mom and dad as well. So I could like come over at any time and like drop a glass in the kitchen or break a window coming in and its not like they'd hear. I used to sneak over all the time and we'd fuck all night and i'd fuckin walk around the house afterwards and like knock loudly on all the doors and cause a ruckus.

One time while her mom was away, I walked by and saw her dad sleeping on the couch downstairs and I just stood behind him and described all the awful shit I just did to his daughter, it was so much fun.

I really fuckin endorse fucking deaf people.

[GonzoStyle]

Do spitters carry around one of those little water cooler cups, just incase the situation should ever arise?

Some guys flatout ask for the blowjob, which i dont think is rude but it's just like "well...i was getting there" and then i kind've get putoff and suck with less enthusiasm.

I always, always, always play with the balls too and explore a littler farther back if i recieve no objections but this one kid hated getting his balls rubbed, squeezed, sucked, whatever. So much to the point where i was doing it on purpose to just piss him off because it was baffling me as to why he didnt like it.

And what's the consensus on using teeth?

Because i've found a few guys who like that.

Teeth are okay, only if you're using them on purpose and know what you are doing. If you're just a dumb bitch who doesn't know how to suck a dick and are taking the skin off, then no its not ok. But it depends on the guy I guess, like you said some guys dont like the balls fucked with, etc.

I personally believe that as long as you know what you are doing and you are doing it conciously, then its ok. But if you're sucking the ball and your guys tear ducts start exploding and he yells "you're gonna rip it out!!!", then maybe you need a pointer.

I also agree that you should never have to ask for anything, you can give a direction, thats different. You shouldnt have to ask, cause if they want to, they will do it and if they dont and you make them, they wont do it well, either out of lack of experience or spite.

[funsnapsdyno]

you people are nuts!!



I like it here.

[GonzoStyle]

you people are nuts!!



I like it here.

I bet you fuck only missionary and don't suck dick.

[funsnapsdyno]

you people are nuts!!



I like it here.

I bet you fuck only missionary and don't suck dick.

What.. you think I'm vanilla? !!
I'm CHOCOLATE... I'm a cadberry egg.

[GonzoStyle]

you people are nuts!!



I like it here.

I bet you fuck only missionary and don't suck dick.

What.. you think I'm vanilla? !!
I'm CHOCOLATE... I'm a cadberry egg.

ugh, you're one of those "oh boy, im the life of the party with my friends and we are like really crazy" chicks. Yet in reality the crazy shit you do makes Jacks storys seem like Helter Skleter. Fuckin lamer, go on give us an example.

[Abster]

you people are nuts!!



I like it here.

I bet you fuck only missionary and don't suck dick.

What.. you think I'm vanilla? !!
I'm CHOCOLATE... I'm a cadberry egg.

Soomething about this just didn't sit right with me. I wish I knew why.

[funsnapsdyno]

ugh, you're one of those "oh boy, im the life of the party with my friends and we are like really crazy" chicks. Yet in reality the crazy shit you do makes Jacks storys seem like Helter Skleter. Fuckin lamer, go on give us an example.

This one time at band camp.....

[Hawt Baux]

Black people fucking is so gross.

[funsnapsdyno]

you people are nuts!!



I like it here.

I bet you fuck only missionary and don't suck dick.

What.. you think I'm vanilla? !!
I'm CHOCOLATE... I'm a cadberry egg.

Soomething about this just didn't sit right with me. I wish I knew why.

I know - I'm not as wild as you ! Let's hear your stories.

[Abster]

No, it's not that. It's the cadbury egg analogy itself.

[Abster]

Black people fucking is so gross.

I would think so.