Enviga

[GonzoStyle]

Oh man, I just drank this new fuckin green tea drink that coke makes, its called Enviga. I was outside and they were driving around in a van handing these cans out, so I tried it. I fuckin never get any boost from energy drinks, I can have 5 red bulls and pass out. After one of these bitches, my body is all tingly and I had to go outside and run around the block 3 times. It wasnt even a "im jogging" type run but more of a "im a 5 year old on a sugar rush" run, arms flapping in my wonka goggles.

They used the drug dealer approach, cause now I want more and this shit wont be in stores till january!!!!

[Goatweed]

it's no Green Tea.

[Arpikarhu]

this went well. please share some more of the trivialities that are your existence.

[Goatweed]

buuuuuuuuuuuuurn

[GonzoStyle]

ooh you so got me.

[Arpikarhu]

i did! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

[GonzoStyle]

congrats, great addition.

[Arpikarhu]

I ROCK!!!

[GonzoStyle]

can a rock crawl under itself ? Ponder this.

[Arpikarhu]

rocks dont have knees so crawling is out of the question.

plus, i didnt say i AM a rock, just that i rock.

jeez!

[GonzoStyle]

I wasn't talking about you specifically, just a question in general.

geez, mrs. me me me.

[Arpikarhu]

tell us more stories about stuff you drink! i bet there is a great hawaiian punch story that you havent shared.

[GonzoStyle]

let's discuss our favorite tic tac flavors instead!

[Arpikarhu]

nah!

[Goatweed]

I like my hawaiin ounch watered down, it's way too sweet.

[Mad]

Just add a little Vodka.

[GonzoStyle]

I had the most delish apple martini yesterday at chillis.

[Arpikarhu]

how can you order a girl drink like that and not feel emasculated?

[GonzoStyle]

cause im not an insecure little queer like you

[faceman802]

um, I saw this being sold at the store the other day, whoever told you january was fucking with you