Most awesome sensation in the universe

[GonzoStyle]

you can do it at home, like dig said. The doctor isnt as fun, cause he kinda scrapes it out, piece by piece.

the home kit may take a couple days but it all just comes out in one big plug and it is orgasmic.

the fizzing just beforehand and the tingle, it is magic, just like jays described in his transcript of my rant in the car.

[Galt]

It's cool and all, but if you have to actually get a job before you can do it, it's not worth it.

[HedCold]

i tried the using drops method but it just freaks me out and never very comforting

[Galt]

I've been championing this whole ear wax irrigation thing at least since 2003. You can check the records.

Everyone who's doing it now is only doing it because I told them about it.

[HedCold]

i've wanted to do it since tom green did it on mtv in the 90s and auctioned off the ear wax.

so you're just a tom green thief really

[Galt]

aren't we all.

[Keyser Soze]

ive been doin it since i was a kid.

[virgingrrl]

im not disgusted...just facinated is all.

and no doctor has ever said anything
about my inner ears/wax build up.

i wonder if this is a guy thing...excess wax?

[GonzoStyle]

cause they arent tall enough to get a good look

[virgingrrl]

sweet jesus.

i thought we went over this, you are taller then me by like 3 inches.

so meh.

[Keyser Soze]

everyone has ear wax, its a bodily function

[GonzoStyle]

yeah but not everyone has issues with the build up

[virgingrrl]

thats why i said excess.

[GonzoStyle]

and if anyone knows about excess, it is keyser!

[Keyser Soze]

too much of a good thing is not enough!

[drusilla]

i use q-tips every day.

and again, that has never, ever, never happened to me.

me either

[The Jays]

it's all collecting in your chest

[drusilla]

ahhhh

[The Jays]

at least they'll be firm, unless you get a fever

[drusilla]

ok i'm editing cause that was lame