Best excuse, ever..

Hoon · 12-17-2006, 02:58 AM

So my wife's aunt married this guy in the military.
He's done tours in Iraq and Afghanistan and this May he got shot in the arm while searching a cave in Afghansitan.

Now that he's home and all healed up, everytime someone gets on his case he's all like, 'Hey, I got shot in the arm'. Or when someone asks him to pass the salt he says, 'I would, if i hadn't gotten shot in the arm'. Today we were throwing wood in for in-laws and he showed up, he said, 'I'd help you but I got shot in the arm'. He does it jokingly but he's still got a pretty good case. I wish I'd get shot in the arm by an enemy of freedom.

Hoon · 12-17-2006, 07:16 AM

you think i'm fucking kidding, don't you.

check out the pics in his myspace page.

<a class="postlink" href="http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=40039985&MyToken=e5f52251-3119-4cfc-9738-a63834b2f799">http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fu ... 3834b2f799</a>

diceisgod · 12-17-2006, 07:23 AM

i'd laugh but he got shot in the arm

Hoon · 12-17-2006, 07:26 AM

only guys who got shot in the arm can look him directly in the eyes now.

diceisgod · 12-17-2006, 07:34 AM

go stick up a 7-11, that's the best chance i got of being shot by an evil doer

virgingrrl · 12-17-2006, 08:21 AM

my best friend does this, excepts it's: "i had a brain tumor"

and she too only uses it in a joking fashion.
but its true...and makes people feel bad.

Hoon · 12-17-2006, 08:27 AM

my buddy is a great guy and its totally a joke so it doesn't bother me. i try to play along but 'i'm colorblind', just doesn't hold the same weight.

virgingrrl · 12-17-2006, 08:37 AM

exactly.

like when im forgetful of something im all like "oh..i forgot"

doesn't hold water to "oh, i forgot cause i lost a lot of my short term memory, CAUSE THEY CUT TROUGH MY BRAIN."

Galt · 12-17-2006, 08:56 AM

funsnaps says "my dad died of Cancer", yet no one seems to care.

funsnapsdyno · 12-17-2006, 12:41 PM

Galt Wrote:funsnaps says "my dad died of Cancer", yet no one seems to care.

kinda like when you discuss your herpes to anyone that'll listen?

Arpikarhu · 12-17-2006, 03:48 PM

i would find this thread funny, but I HAD A STROKE!

Mad · 12-17-2006, 04:18 PM

It was a self-induced COKE stroke, so nobody gives a flying fuck.

Arpikarhu · 12-17-2006, 05:01 PM

i hadnt done coke for a longtime when i had my stroke, dolt

Mad · 12-17-2006, 06:26 PM

So says you, poopie head.

Arpikarhu · 12-17-2006, 07:04 PM

this poopie head does say, dingleberry

diceisgod · 12-17-2006, 07:10 PM

And the poopiehead-dingleberry back-and-forth continues!

Mad · 12-17-2006, 07:32 PM

What credible reason is there for a person under sixty years-old to stroke out, shit breath?

Galt · 12-17-2006, 07:41 PM

Ask Tedy Bruschi.

Arpikarhu · 12-17-2006, 08:09 PM

Mad Wrote:What credible reason is there for a person under sixty years-old to stroke out, shit breath?

heredity, diet, a chamber of the heart not closing properly after birth (a defect that occurs in a quarter of the population), a platelet disfunction, and a few more.
you will seem less stupid if you know a little bit about the subject you are discussing. try it.

Mad · 12-17-2006, 08:11 PM

Whatever, birth defect riddled geezer.