Stuff that isn't important enough to have its own thread

Bloody Anus · 12-18-2006, 08:25 PM

It's like listing the physical specifications of the pig on a package of bacon.

funsnapsdyno · 12-18-2006, 09:42 PM

someone named "gooch" just requested a song on the radio

Goatweed · 12-18-2006, 09:50 PM

holy shit really????????????????????????????????????????

funsnapsdyno · 12-18-2006, 09:51 PM

how many people call themselves Gooch?
In case you're wondering.. they requested "Lady" by Styx

Goatweed · 12-18-2006, 09:52 PM

maybe it was the dude from Dif'rent Strokes!!!!!

HedCold · 12-18-2006, 09:53 PM

maybe it was THE gooch that bullied arnold

HedCold · 12-18-2006, 09:54 PM

bah to goatweed!

Goatweed · 12-18-2006, 09:55 PM

you snooze, you lose ROFL!!

funsnapsdyno · 12-18-2006, 09:55 PM

what is this.. the gary coleman message board!
You people know too much about that show

Goatweed · 12-18-2006, 10:00 PM

WHACHOO TALKIN' ABOUT, LUMPY?

faceman802 · 12-19-2006, 04:46 AM

miss usa makes out with miss teen usa, in public all drunk and shit, and they are thinking, and probably will, take their titles away? this may be the most publicity these pageants have gotten in years. anyway visually speaking we have this girl

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making out with this girl
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good luck trying to convince any guy this is a bad thing

Keyser Soze · 12-19-2006, 06:17 AM

miss usa looks like a porn star

Hoon · 12-19-2006, 05:13 PM

Galt Wrote:Rolf's is a cool place to go before Xmas. I couldn't find any good pictures of it online, but it's a German bar/restaurant on 23rd & 3rd. It's got an insane amount of lights. A blinding amount.

this is totally unrelated but i read this wrong and thought it said, 'ROFL's. 'ROFL's' would be a great name for an internet cafe.

Galt · 12-19-2006, 09:28 PM

I frustrated someone so much on Democratic Underground that they quit the board.

Mad · 12-19-2006, 10:09 PM

Amazing.

Galt · 12-21-2006, 03:34 AM

why aren't urinals higher? They seem needlessly low, which only makes the stream longer, and, in turn, the splashback greater.

I'm not a tall guy, not even 6', and my nuts are still at least a few inches above the bottom of the bowl.

Ideally, my urethra would be directly in line with the urinal cake. People who may be, say 5'6" can just point up and shoot upwards.

It's not like there's 10 year old boys at these places. And if you're some deformed pigmy, then you should be ashamed of yourself anway, and should be pissing in the stall.

Gooch · 12-21-2006, 03:37 AM

i agree. i've noticed that lately. work has them at a better height...but a couple of bars and restaurants havw those ones where they make it a superstream for no reason in particular.

Mad · 12-21-2006, 03:40 AM

Just piss in the sink.

faceman802 · 12-21-2006, 03:41 AM

its the politically correct society that we live in now. I'm sure someone threatened to sue because the stall was too high and they couldn't reach it with their short dick

Galt · 12-21-2006, 03:48 AM

While I'm a devout libertarian, I will admit, there are sometimes when I really can see where the dictatorial societies are coming.

China announced today that they will not allow any foreigner to adopt a Chinese citizen if the foreigner is: over 50, single, or obese.

That's just awesome. Fat people should not be allowed to raise children.

Much like if I had to choose: what should be legal, marijuana or beer, I'd pick marijuana because it's less destructive to its users, if I had to choose between which class of people would not be allowed to legally marry or adopt children: gay people or fat people, I'd give the gays the rights.

Gay people are less likely to endoctrinate their children to their disgusting habits than are fat people.

Hooray for China.