The CDIH.net Podcasts- Season 2

[The Jays]

It's here...

Cold Day In Hell - The Podcast Sessions presents...

The CDIH.net Podcast - Season 2





From the makers of...

<a href="http://forums.colddayinhell.net/viewtopic.php?t=11172">
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Hosted by...

GonzoStyle

and

The Jays.

Produced by...

HedCold.




We kick it off with Episode 10!




<a href="http://forums.colddayinhell.net/viewtopic.php?t=12679">
CDIH.net Podcast - Episode 10: License To Douche </a>
The much anticipated debut episode of season 2, Episode 10: License To Douche.

Starring:

the Jays
GonzoStyle

& Special guest host sitting in for hedcold... Goatweed!!!

Gonzo and Jays bring on a special guest in the absence of HedCold. CDIH.net wishes IrishAlkey good luck and godspeed, and then discusses his colon. Gonzo wishes to make appletinis at home. Gonzo defends his masculinity in the face of evidence to the contrary. Jays makes one joke. Gonzo recalls the story of his boss getting a briss out of guilt. Gonzo reads the top 20 movies on imdb.

What do the hosts have to say about it?

GonzoStyle

"In this episode we discuss such hot topics as Irish Alkey, Hedcolds unemployment adventures, Superman, & how uber cool apple martinis are and then I urinate into a bottle live on air. "

The Jays

""I get my mic on and turn on my speakers, and douchbag #1 Gonzo has brought on douchebag #2 Goatweed! So I gets on, and I say my peice, and then douchbag Gonzo starts going on and on about his appletinis! So that's when Goat and I put him in his place, and helped him cope with his latent homosexuality. Oh, and God Speed, Alkey!"


HedCold

"...zzzzz..."

And the fans?

Hoon

"ok now... jays and goatweed talking _______________________ while gonzo _________________________ in the background is just groundbreaking.

i laugh at satelite radio fans."

ArchiRobot (11:47:55 PM): hi
ZippyAidsFace (11:48:00 PM): hi
ArchiRobot (11:48:18 PM): whats up buddy
ZippyAidsFace (11:48:19 PM): nothin much
ArchiRobot (11:48:29 PM): we should do a podcast this week
ZippyAidsFace (11:48:36 PM): we should
ArchiRobot (11:48:45 PM): now that golden globes are over with
ZippyAidsFace (11:48:55 PM): and 24 has premiered!
ArchiRobot (11:49:16 PM): and the afc and nfc championships are this week
ZippyAidsFace (11:49:25 PM): eh, football is boring
ArchiRobot (11:49:48 PM): me and joe can cover that when you need to take a leak
ZippyAidsFace (11:49:52 PM): cool
ArchiRobot (11:50:05 PM): i can discuss the wonder that is tivo
ArchiRobot (11:50:08 PM): which, get this,
ArchiRobot (11:50:13 PM): i can listen to podcasts on
ZippyAidsFace (11:50:16 PM): OMFG
ZippyAidsFace (11:50:25 PM): we're on tv!!!
ZippyAidsFace (11:50:32 PM): we're famous!
ArchiRobot (11:50:35 PM): which is why i want someone to fix the rss feed
ArchiRobot (11:50:43 PM): so i can listen to all the shows
ArchiRobot (11:50:56 PM): not just the fourth one and dankeds episode 3
ArchiRobot (11:51:12 PM): aside from the ones before that
ZippyAidsFace (11:51:13 PM): isnt keyser in charge of that?
ArchiRobot (11:51:15 PM): but none after
ArchiRobot (11:51:24 PM): no, its a cdih address
ZippyAidsFace (11:51:28 PM): oh
ZippyAidsFace (11:51:34 PM): then hedcold should do it
ZippyAidsFace (11:51:37 PM): producer
ArchiRobot (11:51:44 PM): <!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="http://podcast.colddayinhell.net/cdihpodcasts.rss">http://podcast.colddayinhell.net/cdihpodcasts.rss</a><!-- m -->
ArchiRobot (11:51:51 PM): thats the feed address
ArchiRobot (11:52:12 PM): but, yeah, i figured out how to listen to them on my podcaster program
ArchiRobot (11:52:26 PM): and, i can play mp3s and photos from my computer onto my tivo
ArchiRobot (11:52:36 PM): with my wireless network
ZippyAidsFace (11:52:41 PM): crazy
ZippyAidsFace (11:52:51 PM): this tivo sounds delicious
ArchiRobot (11:53:11 PM): and, i can save shoutcast radio stations as winamp playlists , and listen to internet radio on my tivo
ZippyAidsFace (11:53:40 PM): that is just insanity
ArchiRobot (11:54:00 PM): im watching the patriots chargers game
ArchiRobot (11:54:28 PM): like, the day i learned to play my music on my tivo
ArchiRobot (11:54:37 PM): i was like "i love tivo"
ZippyAidsFace (11:54:49 PM): and you tried to stick your penis in it
ArchiRobot (11:55:16 PM): but then i realized i needed a usb adapter for that
ArchiRobot (11:55:38 PM): a male to penis connection
ZippyAidsFace (11:57:57 PM): true

[GonzoStyle]

I didnt give you permission!!!!

[Gooch]

Goddamn, that Baker rule!

[GonzoStyle]

we dont even need a podcast anymore, its all there.

[Goatweed]

5/5

[Hoon]

the golden globes? the nfc / afc championship?
that's bullshit fodder for podcasts when not much is happening.

you have year end awards, gonzo lost weight but gained a drinking habit, irish alkey's fucking disgraceful appearance on paltalk, joe and keyser sprinkling chia dirt on their crotches and sprouting vagina's over saddam's execution video, going to the knick game with sleeper...etc, etc, etc.

[The Jays]

Yes, but Gonzo is of the opinion that if anyone wanted to know about board stuff, they should just read the board.

[Keyser Soze]

you don't need a reason to do a podcast. just do it. they're like pizza, even when they're bad, they're still good.

[lush]

I beg to differ.

[Keyser Soze]

about the pizza or the podcast?

[lush]

No, pizza is always good.

[The Jays]

Not if it's from outside the tri-state area or places that serve it with blue cheese or salad dipping sauce

[Keyser Soze]

im jonesin for gonzo and jays inane banter. i think its time.

[lush]

I have to hear that crap almost every weekend. Do I need more?

[Galt]

I want to hear Lush talk about what it's like to have sex with some one completly devoid of any testosterone like Jays.

[Keyser Soze]

there is so much ground to cover

[GonzoStyle]

I have to hear that crap almost every weekend. Do I need more?

and like podcasts, it's me carrying the load!

[Goatweed]

you keep it up & your back will be broken like mine.

[GonzoStyle]

I think we're supposed to do one tonight, I may have to knock back a few appletinis after work.

cause im not in a talkative mood.

[Goatweed]

you not talkative? what happened?