I am dedicating my soul to Satan

[diceisgod]

I dunno , all I know is that the JoS kooks say that you can speak to demons, meanwhile there is some Xtian preacher I seen on youtube that swears that he actually knows jesus and speaks to him. The latter claims he was somehow selected by god to be saved and that's the way it works. He says that there are a few handful of people that god chooses to save and the rest of us are inherently satanic and will ultimately be burned. Regardless of what you do it's just a matter of whether or not god "likes" you and decides he wants to make you part of the gang. No rhyme or reason for it, just a seemingly random selection process by his own standard.

[Galt]

Lavey is a complete fraud. He didn't "write" any of his shit. He plagerised or otherwise adapted all of his positions from other areas, like Objectivism.

His backstory is completly fabricated. He's like Marilyn Manson's character.

[diceisgod]

Lavey was a entreprenuer more than a religious leader. he packaged Satanism, adapted it to his advantage and sold it. He was very straight forward about it all though. I wouldn't say he was a fraud. He was completely transparent as to his intentions and philosophy. But don't take it from me:

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[The Jays]

yeah, and no amount of graveyard sleepovers, black candles, and white makeup is going to change the fact that satisfaction in your life is reliant upon a faith that believes in angel turned bad after falling from the grace of the man upstairs.

[Keyser Soze]

the names of those they're praying to is inconsequential. they're all looking for the same thing, just in different places.

[The Jays]

They need to stop putting their faith in God, and put their faith in what everyone else does... cats.

[Keyser Soze]

im not a cat person

[lush]

Then you are going to hell.

[Keyser Soze]

yeah, without those fucking cats.

[The Jays]

Cats are your lord and savior, now kneel and sacrafice a mouse before thine lord!

[The Jays]

or leave some Fancy Feast.

[virgingrrl]

cats are the devil.

[Keyser Soze]

cats embody the seven deadly sins

lust, gluttony, greed, sloth, wrath, envy, and hubris

[lush]

They are well-rounded

[The Jays]

and you can pick them up by the skin on their necks.

[Keyser Soze]

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[The Jays]

ok, maybe cats are the devil.

[lush]

Pulling ribbons out of cats asses is like your own magic trick.

[Keyser Soze]

eww

[faceman802]

Pulling ribbons out of cats asses is like your own magic trick.

Now that's a bumper sticker if I've ever heard one