CROSS BOARD EVENT!!!

[Goatweed]

why bother PMing me about it? Youre a dumb motherfucker, seriously.

[funsnapsdyno]

way to go, you silenced the entire board.. dummy

[faceman802]

Just got in touch with him and in the battle of appletini's vs. gonzo the final score was

Appletini's 1
Gonzo 0

but he is ok and alive...no thanks to goat

[Mad]

Friends don't let friends drive drunk.

[Keyser Soze]

he's drunk on gay!

[drusilla]

i heard he had a ghetto lloyd dobler moment.


can't wait to hear about it.

[Keyser Soze]

he stood outside his ex-girlfriend's housing tenement with a boom box over his head playing "you're all i need" ?

[Bloody Anus]

There is a HUGE difference between drinking and driving and drunk driving. I drink and drive all the time and know very few people here that don’t. I can have 5, 6, 10, 12, 15 beers over the course of a few hours, not be drunk and be fully able to drive myself home. In fact, in most cases it makes me a better driver because it forces me to focus more on driving straight and doing the speed limit. And really those are the only 2 reasons to be pulled over in the first place. Just don’t go over the speed limit and stay between the lines and you’ll be fine. Sure, my BAC may be over .08, but that doesn’t necessarily mean I’m drunk. I think I would have a better idea of when I’m drunk than anyone else. Now, if I were to start pounding shots in addition to those 10-12 beers, then I would be drunk and thus probably unable to maintain the speed limit or stay between the lines. Besides, what do they expect me to do? Take a bus? Is that what they want? For me to take a bus? Well screw that! You take a bus!

[Arpikarhu]

appletinis = gay

[Galt]

I haven't driven drunk in years and years. I haven't even driven buzzed. I haven't driven when I've had a sip of alchohol in 12 hours.

And I drink all the time. I guess I'm just a responsible citizen.

[Gooch]

...or you don't drive much living in NYC, fagface.

[Galt]

that could also be a reason.

[Goatweed]

appletinis = gay

110% agreed

[funsnapsdyno]

Glad you're ok Gonzo

Appletinis are the devil.

[Gooch]

you fuckers almost killed him.

[Goatweed]

I told him to slow down & have some club soda, but he refused to listen!

[Gooch]

you should have taken his keys, and threw a Trojan in his wallet

[GonzoStyle]

funsnaps loves me, it warms my heart.

[Gooch]

you made one of her lumps drop.

[funsnapsdyno]

funsnaps loves me, it warms my heart.

If it were me and not Goatweed, I would have drove you home