09-06-2007, 04:13 AM
Since we've posted here together for so long, all of us except for Arpi are beyond the petty baiting tactics we all (or some, if that was our style) used to try to put a knot in an ass and therefore create interesting msgbrd content and merriment. Therefore, I create this thread to try to profile, in a degrading manner, the people on this board. It's artifical, out of context, and uninspired by true circumstance & malice...sure, it is but what the fuck else do whe got, huh? Look around. Not much. But I digress...
Specifically, I discuss those who I feel have the skill-set to make me look foolish such that if anyone actually POSTS and decides to have a go, it may be an interesting reading. If you are not mentioned here, I'm already done with you - improve yourself.
Here is my list of those who over the years I've observed to have comparable, equal, or perhaps better, in certain respects, mental faculaties than me, ie those possessing the qualities necessary to degrade, humiliate and verbally thrash almost anyone on the planet. Alhabetically so not to imply superiority though Gooch would be last in such a list (to be explained):
- Arpi
- Galt
- GonzoStyle
- Gooch
- Hoon
Arpi - Tongue lashing specialist, quick, but I don't think hes got a sense of humor outside the cruelty of this context. He revels in his berating, and consequently, if one has hand at some point in an altercation you can rest assured he's sitting there fuming and pulling out hair. An unhappy fellow, who has demostrated that razor sharp wit doesn't bring personal fulfillment.
Galt - The only non-jew of the bunch (maybe Hoon too? Dunno, but he argues like one). Having grown up in the spoils and societal infuences of high society MA, an upper middle class wanna-be socialite, his smarts were sharpened in an climate where wealth status and mocking the differentiation of such was the primary sport next to hockey. With such a background he is cock full of dangerous quips and barbs, a well-armed arsenal that when strategically & skillfully utilized in the proper context, can make baby jesus cry....henceforth. If he didn't have red hair like BOZO and freckels that look like someone threw a drippy turd that bounced off a wall and splattered on his face, I'd almost respect the prick.
GonzoStyle - Brooklin, Sheepsheads Bay. Meaner than a muthafucker, you stupid cock sucker! Lived next to the KING. Nonetheless, often as neurotic as the screaming old chink woman one typically sees in the pictures as the US overruns a Gook camp and smashes her retarded son's head open with a rifle handle. Razor sharp though - but given his nature that can be neutralized. "If you learn to control that temper of yours, Posey, ain't nobody gonna take that knife away from you" (name the movie for bonus points)
Gooch - DOPEHEAD. Verbally impotent. Some of his postings hurt my eyes they are so fucking meandering or just plan unintelligible. But he can throw a verbal punch or two in distresss or by accident. No you can't handle this, dude - not in this sphere anyway. Other than dope, he seems to be one them art faggots. Though gay-it-be, I concede that he can make a throat-slitting jpeg. Unconventional but effective, HOMO.
Hoon - The drifter, the hotshot. Always a clever quip, can cut off nuts in a 7-word sentence, behead with haiku. Formidable indeeed. I like you even though you ARE Ken'sPen and I don't FUCKING care what anyone says. You stole his persona. He is him and you are him, fucker. Stop the shit. You will always be BlandPen in my mind.
So there are others that have demonstrated potential, had their moment in the sun at some point, can sling code around, etc. Again I refer to such people in a general way because they are indeed generally...inferior, but without spectators we'd have no one in additon to ourselves to show off to.
That's all the bullshit I got to dump out of this fucking insane brain of mine tonight I think. I find that if I don't purge, I have wet dreams that disturbingly revolve around scenarios involving razors and flesh and then I piss myself just before waking up screaming with blood and gashes on my arm having unwitting bit & tore at it mid-trance.
Specifically, I discuss those who I feel have the skill-set to make me look foolish such that if anyone actually POSTS and decides to have a go, it may be an interesting reading. If you are not mentioned here, I'm already done with you - improve yourself.
Here is my list of those who over the years I've observed to have comparable, equal, or perhaps better, in certain respects, mental faculaties than me, ie those possessing the qualities necessary to degrade, humiliate and verbally thrash almost anyone on the planet. Alhabetically so not to imply superiority though Gooch would be last in such a list (to be explained):
- Arpi
- Galt
- GonzoStyle
- Gooch
- Hoon
Arpi - Tongue lashing specialist, quick, but I don't think hes got a sense of humor outside the cruelty of this context. He revels in his berating, and consequently, if one has hand at some point in an altercation you can rest assured he's sitting there fuming and pulling out hair. An unhappy fellow, who has demostrated that razor sharp wit doesn't bring personal fulfillment.
Galt - The only non-jew of the bunch (maybe Hoon too? Dunno, but he argues like one). Having grown up in the spoils and societal infuences of high society MA, an upper middle class wanna-be socialite, his smarts were sharpened in an climate where wealth status and mocking the differentiation of such was the primary sport next to hockey. With such a background he is cock full of dangerous quips and barbs, a well-armed arsenal that when strategically & skillfully utilized in the proper context, can make baby jesus cry....henceforth. If he didn't have red hair like BOZO and freckels that look like someone threw a drippy turd that bounced off a wall and splattered on his face, I'd almost respect the prick.
GonzoStyle - Brooklin, Sheepsheads Bay. Meaner than a muthafucker, you stupid cock sucker! Lived next to the KING. Nonetheless, often as neurotic as the screaming old chink woman one typically sees in the pictures as the US overruns a Gook camp and smashes her retarded son's head open with a rifle handle. Razor sharp though - but given his nature that can be neutralized. "If you learn to control that temper of yours, Posey, ain't nobody gonna take that knife away from you" (name the movie for bonus points)
Gooch - DOPEHEAD. Verbally impotent. Some of his postings hurt my eyes they are so fucking meandering or just plan unintelligible. But he can throw a verbal punch or two in distresss or by accident. No you can't handle this, dude - not in this sphere anyway. Other than dope, he seems to be one them art faggots. Though gay-it-be, I concede that he can make a throat-slitting jpeg. Unconventional but effective, HOMO.
Hoon - The drifter, the hotshot. Always a clever quip, can cut off nuts in a 7-word sentence, behead with haiku. Formidable indeeed. I like you even though you ARE Ken'sPen and I don't FUCKING care what anyone says. You stole his persona. He is him and you are him, fucker. Stop the shit. You will always be BlandPen in my mind.
So there are others that have demonstrated potential, had their moment in the sun at some point, can sling code around, etc. Again I refer to such people in a general way because they are indeed generally...inferior, but without spectators we'd have no one in additon to ourselves to show off to.
That's all the bullshit I got to dump out of this fucking insane brain of mine tonight I think. I find that if I don't purge, I have wet dreams that disturbingly revolve around scenarios involving razors and flesh and then I piss myself just before waking up screaming with blood and gashes on my arm having unwitting bit & tore at it mid-trance.
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