Hello. I'm Danked.

[Keyser Soze]

Danked should post the booty call IM i sent him way back when.

[Danked]

I have your official consent that I may post it?

[Goatweed]

you might wanna get it Notarized too, just to be safe.

[Danked]

I feel like I'm in high school sex ed, where they teach you that you have to plainly state your intentions and you must get an emphatic yes or no to proceed.

[Keyser Soze]

grab a set and post it!

[Danked]

SoupSoupAD: can I trust you
GDDanked: of course
SoupSoupAD: you can visit me if you tell NO ONE
GDDanked: ok
SoupSoupAD: will you really come in the bext hakf hour
GDDanked: sure
SoupSoupAD: how can I beliveve you
GDDanked: can i fuck and leave, its just a booty call
GDDanked: ?
SoupSoupAD: that's all I wnt
GDDanked: ok cool
GDDanked: directions?
SoupSoupAD: **********
SoupSoupAD: **********
GDDanked: you're not gonna pass out, are you?
SoupSoupAD: not untl aftre you pleSAE ME
GDDanked: haaaaa
SoupSoupAD: LEAVE SOON CAN'T STAY UP TOO LATE
GDDanked: work tomorrow?
SoupSoupAD: of course
SoupSoupAD: you too right?
GDDanked: yeah
GDDanked: thats kinda why i wanted to fuck and leave
SoupSoupAD: you can crash but must leave erly
SoupSoupAD: or right after, your choice
GDDanked: better off leaving, i dont want to bring all my shit for work
SoupSoupAD: well come no
GDDanked: ok
SoupSoupAD: only my bday for one hour more
GDDanked: haaaaaaaa
SoupSoupAD: are you coming now
SoupSoupAD: yes
SoupSoupAD: call me when you're on the ****** I'll direct u from there
GDDanked: ok
SoupSoupAD: have you left yet
GDDanked: im waiting for you to give me the number
SoupSoupAD: **********
SoupSoupAD: how can I trust you
SoupSoupAD: when are you leaving
GDDanked: im leaving in 5 mins
SoupSoupAD: call me from the first pkway so I know I should bother to shower
GDDanked: ok
SoupSoupAD: sign off so I know you're gone
GDDanked: i can't, im getting a file
SoupSoupAD: blah blah hurry
SoupSoupAD: you won't make it by 12
GDDanked: on my way
SoupSoupAD: what time realisticlly
GDDanked: how far are you from the midtown tunnel?
SoupSoupAD: 10 min
SoupSoupAD: is that how you['re going
GDDanked: so i can be there in like 30-40 mins tops
GDDanked: yes
GDDanked: im right outside the lincoln tunnel
SoupSoupAD: **********
GDDanked: literally 20 blocks from the lincoln
SoupSoupAD: *********
SoupSoupAD: *************
SoupSoupAD: *******
SoupSoupAD: ************
SoupSoupAD: then call me
SoupSoupAD: I expect you by 11:45
GDDanked: sound do-able
GDDanked: leaving now
SoupSoupAD: k, getting in shower
SoupSoupAD: so you'll call in 30?
GDDanked: yes
SoupSoupAD: fuck me over and you'll regret it
GDDanked: wow
SoupSoupAD: TELL NO ONE
GDDanked: of course not
SoupSoupAD: SEE YOU IN 40

[Goatweed]

I can't believe you did that - I'm leaving the board now!!

[Danked]

What? He gave me permission.

[Keyser Soze]

i'm still waiting!!!

[Danked]

That's all I got. :-(

[Goatweed]

but it wasn't notarized!!!!

I wasn't leaving anyway, I'm no good at the drama-stuff...

[criticslovesnatch]

wasn't he hilarious? he should come back here, we miss him.

[The Jays]

I like this thread.

[diceisgod]

better start copying and pasting because soon it'll be e-dust.

[GonzoStyle]

always with the drama!!!

[Goatweed]

I still don't remember him - wait, was he the guy with the IROC- Z?

[Danked]

I remember him. He was hysterical!!!

[Goatweed]

or was he that guy that loved CART racing?

[diceisgod]

He was the guy who must have associated so much emotional baggage with posting on this board that he quit & moved to a log cabin in Connecticut where the Internets can't tug and tear at his heart strings.

[funsnapsdyno]

He sounds swell!