Goatweed - The Rock, The Man....but he's making me insane

[diceisgod]

Lil joe from philly, you came to our board and started fucking with people, expect the same good natured ribbing in return.

Your sig was then changed to something funny and you frickin cried and ran to .net b/c you could no longer handle that some messageboard "code of ethics" was violated b/c funny sig pic was put in your profile.

Then at .net you continue to pursue the angle of violence, lawsuits and essentially called out the Internet to go to Philly and ask for little joe.

Now, you might take all this shit serious and it hurts you that you have been made to look so insane, but no one cares about you. You left the board and are barely causing a stir, poof, like that, you're gone (i know you dig them movie quotes).

You started crazy shit calling out everyone at .net (just see <!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="http://www.opieanthony.net/forumdisplay.php?f=8">http://www.opieanthony.net/forumdisplay.php?f=8</a><!-- m --> forum for multiple DIG threads) and start rambling of lawsuits, threats and harm.

Nobody has threatened you, nobody is harming you, nobody cares of you in your real life. You take your little messageboard presence way to serious and seem to have a blurred line between reality and your figment of your imagination you call DIG.

I really hope that you are just fucking sane as can be and throwing your inane babble across other places just to see what kind of rise you can get out of people by making such off the wall comments, but I am sort of towing the line between that and no, you really did melt the fuck down.

Just to give you advance notice, I will be traveling to Houston and in business meetings the next three days and have no time for intraweb time killing. When I return, I shall await your next great post or admittance of the err of your recent ways.

Until then, ta taa lil joe from philly

I would say YOU were my greatest asset. You are my equivalent of FTL in this, that is what I think might be even better than my smoting of OA.com work.

Thanks, pal!

[diceisgod]

Actually out of respect for FTL, you hardly walk away with even near a jot of an aire of decency & rationality. Your perceptions of reality are so muddled by your arrogance it's SCARY yet very very amusing at the same time.

But in the end, I respect you if not "like" you - not at all, not in the least. You do what you THINK is right and I guess you do so to try and stick up and defend you buds - who were not irrationally "threatened" in anyway, I may add.

I cease out of respect for Big GW who, like you throughout, is demonstrating symptoms of sever perceptionsfuckeditis. This is due to similar reasons. He's your bud and though you have been & are way out of line, he would punch the Pope for you. Same here. One of my guys spits in someone's face and that person says something I don't like (though juistified)....he gets stomped and tough shit.


Like I said, I think thi sis my fav work ever. But as far as sink goes, arrogance and self righteousness led to severe distortion of your perceptions and then you made a slip of the tongue and out popped a huckelberry. I KNOW you won't do shit...nor would I. BUT (as with anyone sane) if any insanity were to occur and personal lives rudely interrupted, then the obvious happens and this goes both ways. Again, obvious stuff here...no tanturm-inspired lawsuits, no irrational physical threats, no insanity.

But of course you may still be so rattled that you read this and interpret it as filled w/ violent & libelous overtones. That is why I said "thanks".

Thanks...again....JERKOFF

[Goatweed]

why am I in the middle of this??????????

[diceisgod]

why am I in the middle of this??????????

See what I mean? See how many question marks he added there?

Out of his mind...the poor fellow.

sink: I hope you appreciate this guy...he's a real pal (I'd trade 50 you's and my porn collection for him...that is, instead of settling for 1 of you)

GW: After a while, I might explain if you calm yourself. All is well. I am way over here and I ain't going anywhere. I'm calm....a bit buzzed in fact. Winter is such a pretty time of year.

(If I do explain it now, he might swallow his tongue after completely misunderstanding what it is I'm trying to say)

[The Jays]

so DIG's real name is Joe?

[diceisgod]

You either:

1) didn't read the oa.net thread
2) don't remember reading the oa.net thread
3) don't remember what you read in the oa.net thread
4) are wisely suspicious of what you read in the oa.net thread
5) are ignorrant of the oa.net thread
6) are out of your mind
7) are some combo of the above

[diceisgod]

why am I in the middle of this??????????

Actually, I should tell you this now so there isn't any future conspiracies from Down Under:

Though I won't post on .net any longer, I will still lurk occasionally - until all my great threads "sink" and the place falls back into absolute dullery

(But if you or anyone starts spouting off when I do, don't, how long and through what proxy's kangaroo pouch, etc, I will lose respect for you, so I kindly ask you not do this - NO THREAT, NO SUBPEONAS....so please relax...It's just a matter of what I consider good Internet "etiquette, manners, &...... CODE"....MBOP!)

[Galt]

DIG is also like 5'5", and most assuredly wears glasses.

[Goatweed]

I get more confused with this thing as the days go bye. I give up.

[diceisgod]

So does my teddy bear

[diceisgod]

I get more confused with this thing as the days go bye. I give up.

Like I said, that's the best solution we got. Try more meditation to calm you're spirit (and less posting in front of me to fuck up my lines) and I shall reveal all (Spoiler: That is I will repeat my post five above from this one, you neurotic soccer dad).

[The Jays]

You either:

1) didn't read the oa.net thread
2) don't remember reading the oa.net thread
3) don't remember what you read in the oa.net thread
4) are wisely suspicious of what you read in the oa.net thread
5) are ignorrant of the oa.net thread
6) are out of your mind
7) are some combo of the above

which thread , there's like a billion.

[diceisgod]

You either:

1) didn't read the oa.net thread
2) don't remember reading the oa.net thread
3) don't remember what you read in the oa.net thread
4) are wisely suspicious of what you read in the oa.net thread
5) are ignorrant of the oa.net thread
6) are out of your mind
7) are some combo of the above

which thread , there's like a billion.

Pick one that doesn't suck. I didn't start a billion of them. Please...some self reliance & resourcefulness and less "What's the capital of Rhode Island?" posts...please

[Goatweed]

I hate soccer.

[diceisgod]

I hate soccer.

That's unfortunate. Welcome to the beginning of the downward slope of life as you're gonna have soccer balls flying out your ass before long.

[Goatweed]

shooting out? I'm more curious as to how they're gonna get in there to begin with. Seems like it would be painful.

[diceisgod]

Pregnancy's pretty miraculous too and interestingly the cause of that is the same & yes indeed, very painful also.

[Goatweed]

soccer balls = pregnancy then? I had no idea.

[diceisgod]

I'd say you're lying and still don't per that whole "idea" rubbish. Might be wrong...pigs might fly too.

[diceisgod]

Anybody know how long the Cocksucker Convention in Houston is?

I just...can't...friggin....believe...what's going on in this guy's head. I need to just drag this out a bit and then I'll drop it. But this is too funny to me.

...started fucking with people...

I signed up, posted, got trolled & retaliated (both at shithole AND .net)...all in good fun at first = "fucking w/ people"

Then at .net you continue to pursue the angle of violence, lawsuits and essentially called out the Internet...

State the obvious outcome of trolls who go too far (and went too far) = continue w/ the "angle of volence, lawsuits...etc"

...made to look so insane...

You're made to look insane = I'm "made to look insane"

Nobody has threatened you

I'm your Huckleberry! ---> First result of that little obscure search engine Gurgle.com...I think = Nobody has threatened you

...called out the Internet to go to Philly and ask for little joe.

I wish he was in the NE area. I think I might have died of breathless, hysterical laughter once he reached Academy Rd. in NE Philly and I gave him directions to that secluded parking lot....in Virginia.